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👽 420 Alien here, fresh off the mothership.
I left my planet for the “land of the free” only to discover the White House has turned into a reality TV dumpster fire with extra orange seasoning.
So yeah… I’m out. Packing up the spaceship.
If you’re also done with this circus and wanna nope the fuck out to a galaxy far less dramatic, hop aboard. Plenty of seats, zero probes (I promise), and we’ll stop at Area 51 for snacks on the way.
First come, first served, Earthlings. Who’s riding shotgun to sanity? 🚀🌌 #AlienExodus #TrumpMadeMeDoIt
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