ToastHead Trades

@aw_trades_ I had to stroke a $145,000 check in 2024. I almost puked.

I’ve been pushing off doing my taxes because I simply cannot stomach needing to potentially pay $75k ish in taxes like it makes me SICK

@NononsenseMarv1 @MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell They don’t let you kiss them.

@MartinShkreli @ericswalwell @RepSwalwell Who kisses a prostitute?

here is the @ericswalwell video. my source says it was taken in his home and the woman is a sex worker. @RepSwalwell

@TradersConf I always blow the funded after the 1st payout! Never fails. I took a small $1,500 payout from Daytraders last week and boom blew up the account by Tuesday. I have done the same thing multiple times on Tradeify, Lucid, Legends, and Apex. Fixing that is my next stage.

I've been trading prop firms for 3 years and have never gotten a payout. I can pass challenges easy, but I blow up the funded right away, like it’s on purpose. I think I like losing money

@james406 Horse or helicopter will both get you there.

AI just saved me ~4 hours of driving on my vacation i was planning a trip to the Grand Canyon and noticed the driving route was incredibly inefficient i spun up a few claude code agents and used agentic ai to find this faster route it will take me just a few minutes to drive, compared to 4 hours if anyone has contacts at the US government lmk - happy to relay this to them

@trader_jmb @iamJMinx Project X is going away and the only other option has been Rithmic but not Rithmic for NinjaTrader. Their new platform is something called Onyx I think. If they added Tradovate/NinjaTrader it would be great.

@iamJMinx Thoughts on day traders.com? They never get any love and I’m wondering why

@Villgecrazylady No warrant. No way! Go away.

The Miami Beach mayor’s office is now flagging citizen’s Facebook posts and sending police to their doors to intimidate them for criticism of the mayor. This video is absolutely outrageous.

@Mr_Derivatives @bullishdev_ He becomes a breatharian

@bullishdev_ What’s lunch below cup noodles and tuna cans?

@BillyM2k Park as far away as possible. It’s passive exercise and works.

what strategies do you guys use to remember where you parked? i’m often too in my head and forget and then look like an idiot

@TradersParadise Insane. And they say, hey take time off from the markets during the holidays. This is crazy.

A hero’s journey: Step 1: make a successful prop firm Step 2: make your own platform Step 3: make your own API to save money on prop fees Step 4: empower all your competitors by selling them this api access Step 5; try to force a self regulatory organization onto these competitors so you can control their business, they say no Step 6: remove all your affiliate sales people so you nuke your own sales Step 7: remove all your competitors you empowered because they stole your market share because of the same affiliate sales people now working for them Step 8: fire the guy that built everything Step 9: watch the house burn down

@jmutrades @Topstep @projectxtrading Could be the end of them.

I don’t know Jack, but I’m pretty sure he’s sick of the ProjectX outages too. @Topstep @projectxtrading

@jmutrades Most brokerages have closed systems walled gardens.

@ToastheadTrades No. They are all in. Brokerage coming too.

Shocker. ProjectX is down again.

@DamnGoodTrading Yes, I can spend more money! Phew! Didn't think I would go broke in 2025 but I have a couple of weeks left!

🔥 E8 Futures just entered the arena… and they didn’t tiptoe in. They kicked the door down. E8 has dominated forex and crypto for years, but today they finally dropped a futures offer that can actually compete. Here’s why everyone is buzzing: ⚡ 1 Day to Pass If you can trade, you’re funded. No drawn-out grind. No nonsense. 💸 Payouts in as little as 3 days Fastest window E8 has ever offered. Get funded, get paid, move on. 💥 NinjaTrader + Tradovate just went live TODAY No more waiting. E8 futures now runs on the platforms traders actually use. ❌ Activation Fees Deleted Every futures account. Gone. Zero. Finished. 🎯 25% OFF with code DGT Stack up to 5 accounts and hit the ground running. E8 waited years to step into futures… They finally did it, and they didn’t show up small. 👉 bit.ly/E8-Coupon If you’re not paying attention, someone else will take the spot you wanted.

@jmutrades @TradovateProp @tickticktrader My Tick Tick accounts don't even work on Project Crap.

Just received this email from @TradovateProp regarding @tickticktrader

@AdamMancini4 I don't know what people were complaining about. It almost hit 11 in a clear FBD and you could risk like 10 points if playing heavy or waiting to 6850 recovery but while I could be wrong I don't think Adams price theory is any more clear. 15m equivolume candle chart.

Closing update #ES_F: Clean trend day +40 points from the 6830 reclaim given live here 11:30AM and +52 from the 6818 Failed Breakdown. This was the result of a 3 day flag as posted. 6877, 6889, 6893 next. 6863, 6847 key overnight supports. Newsletter out soon with entries

I've since 8am every hour a trend move was coming in #ES_F and we got it, but now, 0 to do but hold that runner until next bear trap. 6830 reclaim was long trigger given 11:30AM. Targets given were 6835, 6842, 6853, 6863, 6867. All hit. 6877, 6889, 6903 are bonus for today

@jmutrades @TradovateProp @tickticktrader Those who control the trading platforms control the market. I am surprised Rithmic hasn't launched a prop platform that is better. Though you can just use Rithmic DOM alongside Tradingview with $7 market feed.

@jmutrades Never a dull day in Proplandia

February 28, 2026 appears to be the deadline for transition to other platforms.

.@TopOneFutures posted this message they received from ProjectX. I assume the mention of compliance reporting, oversight, and audit requirements is related to the upcoming Topstep Brokerage.

@MichaelPatak @Topstep 4

What a week/ What’s the EXACT number on how many @Topstep Funded Traders requested a payout this week? Whoever guesses the exact amount wins something.

@jmutrades I hope he catches criminal charges in Florida and goes to Starke. I can get my hands on him if he goes to Starke.

@jmutrades 😂😵‍💫😂 I wonder if it was for the missus or the mistress. That fuck! The night it happened him and I argued for 30 minutes. I kept calling him. I posted the texts. I told him what would happen and he was in denial. I can’t wait for the criminal charges in the next year or two.

🚨FTT Bankruptcy update. Tiffany & Co gets a "clawback".

@2yrflipper I mean men are men even if they have tits.