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O Allah, I beg You to enable me to do good deeds, abstain from evil acts, and love the poor; and that You forgive me and have mercy upon me. When You intend to test a people, then grant me death without being tested.

@DanielRegha Menstrual cramps is really painful but a girl literally died on this app from tooth ache.

Toothache can be controlled and completely avoided; Extract the tooth and that's the end. Even when the pain is intense it can be relieved in a few minutes. But menstrual pains is reoccuring and can't be easily relieved, it will keep some persons indoors feeling sick. Menstrual pain/cramps are the most unbearable judging by what I have seen. Anything that's above your control is the worst feeling ever.

@husamasi @LBC @lewis_goodall That sounds like segregation to me🤭

@LBC @lewis_goodall How about girls schools and Boys schools? Should we alsoban boy bands and Girls bands? How about banning public Gents and ladies toilets?

‘Are you saying that Muslim women can’t be trusted to make their own decisions about their faith?’ @Lewis_Goodall and Reform's Robert Jenrick go at it over a Muslim prayer that took place in Trafalgar Square.

@Abisco__ That first guy should be tested for paedophilia

Bro... that girl in white is not real at all for saying that 😭😭

@Beejaysport Purest

Please tell me about Prophet Muhammad S.A.W with just one word

@Her_Nonymous_D People should stop having children for demons

A woman who was in labor for over 20hrs was rushed down to our hospital. The baby weighed 4kg so as a result, she needed an emergency C-section. Her friend was the one who brought her cos her husband wasn’t in town. Everything went well and it was time to pay the bill. The friend called the husband to announce the good news, on hearing it was a C-section, the man flared up. He ask what happened to natural birth and the friend explained, but he wasn’t having it at all. When it was time to pay the bill, her friend called him again…

@imanie @madam_suzie_ Damson Idris??

My beef with this film is that if a Nigerian was cast as the protagonist of a story heavily inspired by South African mythology and culture, Nigerians in South Africa would have experienced an upsurge of xenophobic violence. Definitely not paying money to watch.

@arojinle1 She has such feminine fears. She’s pretty 🤭

She's a belly dancer

@ElderImran Them Kemi Badenoch will not see this one oo.

This is common in Eid grounds with an overflow of worshippers. People are on their way to the Ground itself (most likely filled up), and then, the Prayer starts, so everyone arranges their Mats anywhere they get space, because realistically, they can't start arranging. 1/ 🧵

@AdejokeAder Touch grass😂

I can be a second wife😌 mashAallha

@Miss_Oluremi Bridgerton normalizes male whores and rebrand them as rakes 🤣🤣

@mykael_yuddy @kikimordi Gender is a human construct. God isn’t restricted to he or she.

"HE has no GENDER" You just have to wonder if people think at all 😂😂😂

@lifeinsolace Learning disorder not learning disability

This child is most likely suffering from a learning disability. S/he needs help, not mockery. You cannot simply say that s/he should take 5 marks. This is precisely why teachers need proper training and education. If you had received adequate training, you would understand that the child needs support and that such situation must be handled with empathy. If there is any reason to share his/her note here, it should be aimed solely at educating others or creating awareness. I’m quite disappointed, Auntie Teacher. You can do better.

@abdoulllmuhd @miimi__x You see color

@ToatQween @miimi__x Which one is that one 😭

Henna looks better on light-skinned women.

@Al_phafees1 @Atilolahafeezah Men are becoming more feminine day by day.

@Atilolahafeezah How about Married woman gift their husbands too? Thanking him for providing for her and the family 😇

If I was a man, and I’m married. I will gift my wife a very thoughtful gift after Ramadan and add a sweet note to it. The note: “Thank you baby for showing up for me and our family throughout Ramadan. Your time, effort and dedication means soo much to mean and fasting wouldn’t have been easier without you. Thank you my woman. You are the best!! I love youuu”

Me: Dad I want to make my hair Him : Go and make it now Me: Money Him: How much? Me 3500 ( in my head; attachment x2=800, stylist=1000, transport and miscellaneous =1000. Pocket the rest) Him: Ha! Isn’t it better if you barb it? My barber takes 100, it is when I want to dash him money that I pay 200 Me: OK goes back to my room 30 minutes later Him: Aren’t you making your hair again? Me: But you said I should go and cut it now Him: you better do quick. I will not wait for you o. I’m going to town now. Me : Rushed to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready He drops me at the saloon Him: Call me him when you’re done and gives me 3500 2hrs later he calls, are you done? I’m going home o Me: We’re not even half done. I’ll just meet you at home Him: aren’t you hungry Me: I am very hungry, but I’ll just buy mineral and biscuits. Him: OK don’t stay out too late. Me: OK sir A few moments later he calls again to ask how many of us were in the saloon? My dad brought food for all 3 of us. The woman making my hair asked if he was my boyfriend and I said my Dad, the other lady said maybe she is his only child. This man has 9 of us and he is like that with every single one He went ahead to wait 2 extra hours just to take me home, so I don’t have to go home by myself at night. Also the first to compliment my hair even though he complained about it being too much and too long. That man has loved me my entire life, being actively present and I would give him the entire universe if I could.

@riittaaje You sef, they should fear you. What if they poisoned you?😂😭

I didn't cohabit exactly, but I visited him without calling. There, I met a mature lady cooking. That was the first time I ate native rice with stockfish. Anyway, he told her I was his cousin visiting from school, even though I was already working, not schooling. I slept in the living room, and they definitely enjoyed themselves that night while I lay on the couch in the living room listening to "Uyo Meyo" by Teni and crying. She made breakfast the next morning, I ate shamelessly, and then I left. I've never been able to share this with anyone until today. Fear men... Run from men... Avoid men...

@hi_love_itsmee Likeee, you are supposed to smile so as not to hurt anyone’s feelings

Sitting in your blood,the smell of blood,your emotions running haywire,cramps,feeling clots come out,back pains(and any other pain),exhaustion,staining Nth about this process is fun fr

@lizzy_meks @Candee_Leigh Everything is bloated. Stomach, face, lips, nose 😭😂

@ToatQween @Candee_Leigh Thisssssss<<<<<< Especially because of the bloating

I’ll never stop complaining about how horrible periods are and not just the pains but the overall experience? 0/10

@Ibidola_ I didn’t too o. Bought stencils and three henna tubes but iroo

I think I’m the only one that didn’t do henna o💔