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“Can you name these flags?” “I don’t think you’re allowed to call them that”

@thekitze Wait until you come to Sweden and see this in every elevator

bro they’re STAIRS why tf do they need a warning 😭

@BoshNRoll Who’s acting?

It's essential that if you blind hit with Predict you don't celebrate. Just draw 2 deadpan. Act like you've been there before. Act like there was no other possibility. Make them wonder if you're psychic.

parenting goals right now: teaching my 4yo to stop saying 'I cannot' and enjoy the effort that goes into learning new things

@thenanyu I get now why Linear is one of my favorite products

@yongfook 69

Hi team, How many LOC did you output this week? Respond with the number only. Thanks

@thekitze @sizzyapp @benjiDotSo @sottoapp @zerotoshipped @tinkererclub

@Eureka22422_MTG its probably the same the other way round

I can’t help but feel like there are a ton of people who convince themselves they like “competitive” Legacy, but would be happier playing casual EDH at the kitchen table with house rules.

@forgebitz 0

last year we had some massive billboards next to the highway/airport if you guess how many signups we got from it you get a free hat

come on apple...

are you really a software engineer if you switch tabs with your mouse?

@jackfriks so many spoilers everywhere. I would be so pissed if I hadn't read the books

i had high hopes for this movie and all i can say is 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

Swedish fishsoup is the best comfort food

@yongfook lol this took me a while 😂

IMPRESS investors. WOW potential customers. FLABBERGAST your mom. Presenting: Meaningless Logo Wall (link below - refresh for more meaningless logos)

@EU_Commission no more delays .. by 2028

We are introducing EU Inc. To make building and growing a business across the EU faster, simpler, and smarter. 🔸 Start a company in less than 48 hours 🔸 No minimum capital requirement 🔸 Fully online and borderless

We’re trying to get an early viewing for a house we really like.The house doesn’t have a listing price and the realtor wants to know our budget. What do we tell her without overpaying later or losing the chance to view it?

@Mengu09 a+ tweet

My mom is school teacher, she will be thrilled to know that I’m saving kids with my job! 🥰

@thesamparr You only get 18 summers with your kids is a great way to put it. Gotta make every summer count 🥲

Someone asked this question in Hampton’s slack (1000+ founders): “How do you build a business while raising kids?” Replies (anonymized): Member A (had his son at 22, now 44): "There was never anything in this world I wanted more than being a father. Business mattered, but my kids came first. I didn't miss their events. I coached their teams. I sat down for dinner with them. Did I exchange some financial upside and success for time with my kids? One hundred percent. And I would never change that for anything.” Member B (2 kids ages 1 and 5): "They are always the first place." Member C (3 kids and another on the way): "I feel the same way. Need to work on being at peace with my decision because comparisons still creep up." Member D: "You can't get the time back. You can always make more money. You'll be so happy you made this choice 10 years down the road." Member E (now an empty-nester:) "You only get 18 summers with your kids. Make the most of it. Time flies so fast." Member F: "I assumed an hour away from the business was an hour of lost productivity. In retrospect any hours I reallocated to family beyond 6.5 hours at work, the business cost was negligible. Compressing my time forced me to delegate things I had rationalized I couldn't delegate." ____ Anyone else raised kids while running a business? How’d it go?

@mayukh_panja Making money is frowned upon in Germany

Berlin is an odd place. When I was working for Deutsche Bank, I found out soon that this is not cool and people don't like it. You are supposed to act a little guilty about working for a big bad investment bank and enabling the evil capitalists. However, if you have a story about how you snorted cocaine in the UBahn that is supposed to ballsy or whatever. You might think I am joking but that is the vibe of Berlin. I have been asked point blank if I felt uncomfortable about working at DB. In case you are curious about how I really feel, obviously no. Investment bankers add way more value to society than drug addicts. It is funny that this is even a matter of debate.

@r0ktech Ach du scheisse

Therapist: German C isn’t real, it can’t hurt you. German C: