Toby Laurence

@sarajcox Matches...

Ok I’ve taken pity on the evicted plant with tiny fly lodgers. Green fingered Twitter, how do I fix pls?

Egg-cellent news! #TheArchers

What a lovely day!

@LouieLevitan Unfortunately not!

Freddy Pargetter is that you? Expanding your DJ skills to railway announcements? #dumteedum #TheArchers

@OnAmbridge Im flattered! Im a flattered treasure

@TobyLaurence look you are a TREASURE

We’re celebrating the 70th anniversary of #TheArchers with one of the stars - Felicity Finch. Here she tells us why she thinks the show has stayed so relevant over the years.

@Mikey02_1984 That's very kind of you. Yes, very well thankfully. I hope you're well also!

@TobyLaurence hi Toby, I haven't tweeted you for a while so just thought I'd send a message to say hi and I hope that you and your family and friends have all been keeping safe and well

@Jo_Marney Right.... and what exactly are you basing your statement on that has any more solid a footing? “The majority of the country”? How can you possibly back that up any more than anyone else?

The liberal loonies do realise that when they get crap like #BorisHasFailedBritain trending, it's literally just their own fan club saying that, don't they? Majority of the country thinks the government has, for the most part, done a good job with the time & knowledge it's had.

@timbentinck I think it’s rather charming

One teacher’s comment to a seven-year-old, and I never drew anything again. It still rankles!

@NickyLauder87 You’re wasting your time with this one mate! If you look up ‘lost cause’ anywhere it just says, “See Jo Marney”. Then under ‘Jo Marney’ is says, “See ‘racist’ and ‘antagonistic cretin’”.

@Jo_Marney I'm saying parts of it are racist, hence why they used to house black people in human zoos, to prove the evolution theory. Are you going to mock me or do some reading for yourself?

FACT CHECK: - Every year since 2017, US police have killed twice as many whites as blacks. -African Americans commit over half of all homicides in the USA. -An African American murder victim is over 89% likely to have been murdered by another African American. #GeorgeFloyd

I’m enormously proud to share with you this short piece of comic relief! More Specific is a comedy skit written by myself, starring the fabulous @Katieredfordtlc, the magnificent @timbentinck and all recorded remotely during lockdown! Please share + enjoy anchor.fm/more_specific

So, the new format of #TheArchers airs for the first time tomorrow! It’s all very exciting and a massive privilege to be a part of. Make sure to listen in and thank you all so much, from everyone in Ambridge, for sticking with us so patiently. The show, after all, must go on!

@RAWeiseArtist If we aren't careful... Wetherspoons is what will happen to theatre!

What will become of THEATRE???

@jeremycorbyn I think we need to agknowlege that no matter how much we tweat and complain about it, trying desperately to prevent it, it's exavtly what will happen. They have been trying to sell it off for years and they always get their way, this time while we're distracted by coronavirus.

Tell the government you demand the NHS be protected from being sold off in any trade deal with Trump 👇 weownit.org.uk/act-now/protec…

@timbentinck I remember your telling me about this! Looks brilliant you old sauce!

Had a LOT of fun filming this! Never thought they’d ask me to get my kit off for the camera again!

Well done everyone. Enjoy!

@SaxonKate Dye it yellow and it will go red. Blue it will push towards purple, green will send it grey. I'd personally go down the yellow to red route.

What colour can I dye a vivid pink cashmere jumper to? T’internet is failing me.... (& what colour dye do I need to do it?!) Thank you!

@Jo_Marney @GretaThunberg @BBCNews If they could do it better then why haven't they? She's brought far more light to the subject than anyone else of recent times so what exactly do you propose she do better? All you seem to have achieved notariety for is going on morning trash television accused of being a racist.

@TobyLaurence @GretaThunberg @BBCNews That's not the point I'm making, is it. I'm not suggesting that *I* propose doing it better. But LOTS of people in the big wide world could do better than a lippy school girl who isn't a scientist. Many people have spent a lifetime working on this cause. Greta is just divisive.

Hilarious seeing @GretaThunberg blatantly reading off a script during her interview on @BBCNews. 😂 Literally anyone could do what she’s doing. To have her on with a legend who’s spent a lifetime educating the public about nature and the environment like Attenborough is a joke.

@Mikey02_1984 Ah thank you. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you too chap!

@TobyLaurence merry Christmas, hope that you have a great day tomorrow