Toby Owen

Surely Port Adelaide can't lose to North Melbourne and West Coast in the space of three weeks... #AFL

@SamuelPower68 Nope, Eleni is a very good umpire, it’s just port are not good at football

Eleni is the worst umpire in the league, it’s not even close #AFLPowerEagles

@BradKlibansky Well atleast we won’t have to deal with Kylie at HT then

👀 ⬇️ Thoughts??

@AFL Nope

"If we play that level of footy, we're going to win more than our fair share of games." Ross Lyon spoke to the media after the Saints' loss to the Lions.

@BradKlibansky Clearly left the roof open over night so now it’s wet and as humid as a greenhouse inside 😂

Watching the skills of St Kilda and Brisbane players in the first quarter #AFLSaintsLions

@banditkayfabe @beetgordon_ Level 1 will be the cheap seats won’t see shit behind the 1000 players and staff

@beetgordon_ $140 for Level 4 Row GG behind goals. Level 4 front row will be like $400. Level 1 will be like $800. So still bad

considering i was ready to sell my soul for this these prices feel really reasonable?

@3AWisfootball Pretty sure Buddy should be in a hawks jumper but all good he won plenty at the swans 🙄

Jon Anderson has named his Team of the 21st Century! 👀 Stacked with superstars on every line — with a few unlucky omissions. MORE 👉 nine.social/16A3

@ARJ7X @HawksInsiders I like it but still waiting on the diamonds

GATHER ROUND JUMPER ANALYSIS: Firstly it fits with what a lot of clubs are doing for Gather Round, base colour, big logo, and a touch of retro. 80s Hawk head, associated with the club’s best era ✅ Our best? No. Our worst? Not even close. This gets a pass for me. @HawksInsiders

@RalphyHeraldSun Only one you can lock in staying at existing club is Impey out of that list

Six restricted free agents. Fritsch, Impey, Bailey Williams (WC), Zac Bailey, Butters, Ben King. Nank and Vlastuin have signed on to 2027 at Richmond so are not on the list released today

@RonnyLerner Put your money where your mouth is Ronny, show me examples of those two rubbing players heads and doing cry baby shit… have a rest

AFL have opened up another can of worms by fining Patrick Voss. Now are they gonna watch Ginnivan and Watson like a hawk (excuse the pun)? They carry on like pork chops every week

@hawthornzone Actually don’t need an outside midfielder need an inside glad we didn’t fold

Gotta feel for Merrett man. Could’ve been playing prime time footy with us but instead is suffering graveyard shifts and getting pumped weekly with that rabble of a club.

@SandyXiaotong Parody account… what a goose 😂

What a goose

@Variety Chuck Norris did not die… he just tapped out

#ChuckNorris’ “Walker, Texas Ranger” was far from a guaranteed hit: • In 1993, production shut down midway through Season 1 after the show ran out of funds • CBS rolled the dice and aired the pilot as a two-hour movie on April 21, 1993 — and it was a massive hit • The series went on to run for eight seasons, until Norris announced in 2001 that it was ending Read the full story: variety.com/2026/tv/news/c…

@DudespostingWs Chuck Norris isn’t dead, he just tapped out

Its funny that Chuck Norris has "Chuck Norris" jokes

@danderfield He ain’t called the big noodle for nothing else

Controversial take but Ned Reeves is quite tall.

@White_Adam Actually will see them in 18 days at gather round so technically not until after Easter but I get it opening round is stupid for these early byes

Two in a row for the Hawks. Now they’re off on their ‘international break’ and won’t be seen until the end of Easter. What a ridiculous and unnecessary fixture the AFL has produced.

@CalTwomey @FootyonNine May aswell take th coin now he ain’t winning a flag anywhere else

Exclusive - Essendon has tabled a multi-year contract offer to Zach Merrett. Merrett is signed until the end of 2027 and is considering the offer, which would tie him to the club for multiple extra years. More on Footy Classified tonight👇@FootyonNine afl.com.au/news/1479712/e…

@TargetForwardFC @jaizc17 Mate you realise Macquarie Point is a block of dirt currently

@jaizc17 For a Tasmania team Macquarie point the AFL stadium being built is dual purpose so can be switched in and out to football ground like marvel stadium can be and for now realistically they can use some of the NPL top divisions teams stadiums as most can hold 3,000-5000

A-league should target Tasmania before the AFL team joins from there as currently Football is biggest sport in Tasmania ahead of AFL to try and conquer there first state then maybe next Canberra to win over that state

@MitchellGlenn Watched a lot of shield this year and the wickets were not batter friendly and when they were for a day or so they cashed in

A woeful Sheffield Shield season Top-eight run scorers: P Handscomb - 688 at 36.2 C Bancroft - 674 at 33.7 H Hunt - 667 at 39.2 S Konstas - 660 at 33.0 J Doran - 647 at 35.9 S Harper - 645 at 37.9 K Patterson - 619 at 36.4 J Silk - 586 at 34.5 🏏. #SheffieldShield

@adrianbarich I’m all for a whinge laugh but opening round just needs to be round 1 it is dumb just dumb

Record for teams who played in Opening Round : 10-4 Then you should add that the Dockers travelled the furthest of anyone last weekend