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@ClarksonsFarm1 Nooooo

Would you like to see Richard Hammond make an appearance in Season 5?👀

@ClarksonsFarm1 No he’s irritating

@ClarksonsFarm1 Unlimited free Hawkstone for life

How do we convince James May to make a guest appearance on Clarkson’s Farm?

@ShippersUnbound ‘Led by a senior civil servant’…who won’t have a clue what to do

And there was me covering politics for 25 years operating under the delusion that each government department was supposed to be a delivery unit

Wait, Starmer has friends?

@henrywinter They lost. Business as usual. 💤

Ten reasons why Heart of Midlothian have already changed Scottish football for the better, whatever happens at Celtic Park today... 1) Interest levels risen at home and abroad. 2) Better competition. 3) Possible improvement in co-efficients with a strong Hearts heading into Europe. 4) Reminder of what can be done with shrewd recruitment (£300k net spend in summer window taking into account Penrice sale). Blend of data from the gem-finding geniuses of Jamestown Analytics and a good judge of players and inspiring man-manager in Derek McInnes. 5) Reminder of what can be done by fans – Foundation of Hearts (“Be Part Of The Disruption”) have 8,000 members/owners and have raised £20m for the club. 6) Big-hearted benefactors like James Anderson and Ann Budge, caring for their community. 7) Big-hearted initiatives like Hearts fans buying additional season tickets and donating them to kids at Dalry Primary School, Edinburgh Children’s Hospital charity and elsewhere. 8) Reminder of what can be achieved through togetherness within a club, within a squad and within a fanbase. 9) Reminder to others that the great Old Firm duopoly can be challenged. Believe. 10) Finally, what a song and Colin Chisholm’s stirring pre-match rendition. The talk of the toon are the boys in maroon. #Hearts

"Hi there! My name's Kieran. I hope I can count on your support for our fantastic local Reform candidate in the upcoming by-election"

Reform won all 8 Makerfield Wards - as assigned by ONS - at last week’s elections: Reform: 50.4% Labour: 22.7% Green: 10.9% Conservative: 9.9% Lib Dem: 3.8% Other: 2.2%

@sandrogozi @antoguerrera @BBC @RenewEurope Punishment for Brexit.

@sandrogozi @antoguerrera @BBC @RenewEurope Treat the UK with respect, then. Stand up to France and stop the ‘punishment’. Act like adults.

This morning at 9:30, I’ll be live on the @BBC discussing the political situation in the UK and the current state of UK-EU relations. The European Union needs the United Kingdom as a strong ally to face today’s geopolitical challenges together. See you later.

@HCH_Hill There should probably be a compulsory IQ test for all parliamentary candidates to prove they have at least average intelligence.

Forcing MPs to sit through anything is interference with the electorate's right to choose its representatives, including people who do not want to sit through such things.

Off to Buckingham Palace to be the “hostage” ensuring HM The King’s safe return when he opens Parliament - a tradition dating back to Charles I. Not sure I’m looking forward to it, but glad to play my part!

@maiamindel lol "Don't be ridiculous, we are not wearing black to mourn Queen Anne who died 310 years ago, as that would be stupid. We are actually wearing black to mourn Charles II, who died 340 years ago."

@ClarksonsFarm1 Morning!

Good morning 🐷

@ClarksonsFarm1 Morning!

Good morning 😁

@WalkerMarcus The EU will punish us & take advantage of our desperation unless we rejoin. No way will be allowed to be at the heart of anything. Thankfully?

Why?

Taking our seats for the 1st time @Catherinewest1 & @wesstreeting

@ClarksonsFarm1 There’s not enough

We're going live on YouTube at 1.30 to recap the fallout from the local elections and discuss Starmer's future. Has his speech today saved him? Or is a leadership challenge inevitable? Tune in to find out. 🖥️ WATCH on YouTube: tr.ee/pc-live

@thespursweb 2-1

MATCHDAY! Tottenham 🆚 Leeds United What's your score prediction?