Today’s Conservative

@PatriciaHeaton It's a game changer

I think I just crossed a rubicon: I ate dinner at 4:30pm and I liked it.

@katiabanina Wow

My granddad is the best person i know At 11, he tried a cig and didn't like it and never smoked since At 18, he was on the verge of death from sepsis when his mom's friend's husband, a long haul Aeroflot pilot, brought penicillin back from the US. When the antibiotics started working, the doc told his mom - don't cry, he might even live up to 40 At 21, he got a degree in nuclear physics, but wasn't allowed to work in the industry due to weakened health. He found himself in the Soviet space programme At 26, he sent Sputnik to space, a few weeks before he had his first child At 32, he made the discovery of the Earth's plasmasphere At 60, he learnt English because the iron curtain had fallen and he could travel to the international space conferences. He needed to write and present in English At 70, he would fight me for the dial-up internet as I wanted to chat to online friends, while he needed to send some work emails from home At 85, he visited me in London and went to the British Museum five days in a row. One of the days we were having afternoon tea, and he exclaimed: "I'm so lucky! Had I not lived to this age, I would not have seen Amenkhotep III statue and had these wonderful scones at the Ritz" At 90, he was the only person in my family who said I must absolutely take the opportunity to work in crypto At 94, he still was still co-authoring scientific papers. And this hasn't stopped yet Yesterday, he turned 95 Happy birthday granddad 😊

@bennyjohnson The statute looks like Ron Howard in the face. Anybody else see that?

Photos have leaked of Barack Obama's Statue at his Presidential Library, it looks EXACTLY like you'd expect 🤣 He reportedly also requested it be built by a black sculptor — look how that turned out. The entire Presidential Center has been a DEI nightmare: -Gave contracts to "diverse suppliers" -Hired DEI construction workers -Costs exploded from $350M to $830M -Fighting a $40M racial discrimination lawsuit — filed by one of his own DEI hires You really can’t make this stuff up.

@JEFESINCORBATA Looks like costume jewelry to me.

Un empleado encargado de la limpieza de la playa en las costas de Dubái ha compartido algunos de los objetos que encuentra cada día.

@_PatrickSimpson I heard this from someone earlier today. Those prices are insane!

It does not get talked about enough that a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts is now $17

@PeggiBosquez Happy Birthday. Try and enjoy your birthday! As tough as these days can be, age is a gift not given to everyone.

Well today is my birthday. I am officially 60. Not sure what to think about that. Most people my age are empty nesters.. I have a 13 yr old. She keeps me young and is actually a really good human. Hubby got me a mushy card and wrote stuff in it. I cried. He is not the romantic type. It's also a good thing because he was weed eating and broke the glass out of my kitchen door today. We also had a dead tree come down on a pig hut and fence line. 😕 My daughter just told me old isn't until 65. 😆 I hope everyone has had a great day!! ❤️

@Bubbachitchat1 @the_det_times @EvanPetzold One can only hope.

@the_det_times @EvanPetzold The heart of our pitching team was supposed to be Verlander, Skubal, Jackson Jobe, Mize - all out and they’ll all be back at once to right this ship!

JUST IN: Justin Verlander is scheduled to make his first rehab start with Triple-A Toledo on June 2nd, per @EvanPetzold.

@IffyTheDopester Damnit. All your fault!

I just set up this Tigers corner in the basement, and then the debacle of this month happened. Sorry for the jinx.

@TaraBull That is terrifying.

A man captures incredible video from the inside of a sinking yacht filling up with bright blue crystal-clear water as it sinks. Mesmerizing and terrifying.

@homemakinghunny Hope you get it. Housing market is insane!

We found a perfect house for us that’s available to rent with a covered porch AND a sunroom (which are two items that I’ve been praying Lord, please, if you could - bless me with either one of those in our next home)!! It also has a big yard, a shed, 4 bedrooms and lots of space. Great neighborhood! 5 minutes from my husband’s work. Ahhh!!! Praying for the Lord’s will in this.

@ThePatriotOasis Oh. As long as the "officials" are "investigating", we are good.

🔥🚨 BREAKING — An enormous “BOOM” has been heard across Massachusetts, the Boston area, and Rhode Island. Countless residents reported a loud explosion-like sound that shook homes and windows. The cause is still unknown, but officials are investigating

@HarmeetKDhillon How long do you marinate the chix?

Some Saturdays you eat alone. And that’s ok… grilled chicken thighs marinated in yogurt, lime, garlic and spices … corn with butter, zucchini and onions with salt, pepper, and olive oil. Leftovers for lunch early next week.

@the_det_times @Ken_Rosenthal Where he will proceed to have record breaking stats.

REPORT: It’s trending in the direction that the Tigers will trade Tarik Skubal at the deadline, per @Ken_Rosenthal.

@BradGalli Uhhhh. Is he saying we have more changes coming????

Dan Campbell said a lot of things will "never change" with the Lions, but it was time for them to evolve. "When you've been able to hold a group together for a significant amount of time, and you don't get the benefits you want...it's probably time to shake it up a little bit."

@mattvanswol Forensic testing on the sofa? Why.

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! The Obama-appointed federal judge who sent Todd Chrisley to prison was caught having LOUD S*X in her chambers during work hours for 2 YEARS, LIED to investigators about it, and got NOTHING but a "private reprimand." Read that again. Her name is Judge Eleanor Ross, her own law clerks told investigators they could hear MOANING, KISSING, and MUSIC through the walls. She denied it and BLAMED THE CLERK until investigators ran FORENSIC TESTS on a couch in her chambers... ...let's just say they came back SUPER POSITIVE. At least FIVE encounters from 2023 to 2025. Her "partner" is an Atlanta Police Deputy Chief named Kelley Collier. She is married... yep, you guessed it, ANOTHER judge. The committee found she made herself vulnerable to BLACKMAIL and EXTORTION and lied to the investigators who called her denials "EGREGIOUS FALSITIES."... ...but she gets to keep her robe Literally ZERO consequences for this, she keeps her lifetime appointment. This judge SENDS PEOPLE TO PRISON FOR A LIVING MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!

@JLRINVESTIGATES They are probably in Mexico.

Savannah Guthrie reportedly spent 500k on private investigators to find Nancy. What exactly have these private investigators been doing? We haven't seen them around. Not in the neighborhood. Not around Annie & Tommaso's home. Hopefully the PI's ain't scamming Savannah.

@LauraLoomer You mean Russia isn't one of those dream vacation destinations????

Candace Owens viewers are so retarded they actually thought she was visiting Russia for a “family vacation” and because her drunk ass husband fishes. 🤡 Imagine being that stupid.

@rizyukaizen @LUXULCROSS @EricLDaugh @grok @grok how much does this watch retail for in the U.S.?

@LUXULCROSS @EricLDaugh @grok

🚨 UPDATE: BASED ICE agent is angering leftists in Newark by standing there, unfazed, with a green Rolex Submariner over a WE THE PEOPLE tattoo 🔥🔥🔥 He's a bad*ss. The left's worst nightmare.

@Castellani2014 Jesus. Some high numbers right there.

The premier pitching matchup in baseball today

@GuntherEagleman Original Pizza Hut pizza was so good. Will they be serving their original pies?

If Pizza Hut opened a Pizza Hut Classic in your town, would you actually go? I’m talking the full experience again. Families hanging out, team parties, birthday nights, packed dining rooms.