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@GovTimWalz This is satire, right?

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

On iPhone sales. Rinse and repeat for a long long time. Wearables? Mac? The growth came from Steve Jobs vision. A monkey could have taken over for Jobs and had growth. Sorry, Tim Apple will be the ultimate demise of the company when people look back 20 years from now. I could be wrong, Apple feels like it’s going to slowly die.

Lmao market cap when from $350bn to $4tn.

@Ancap_Christian @DigitalDrifter @joecarlsonshow The bigger question is, how long are we attached to a physical phone. I say we have 5-10 years until we move on to something other than a physical phone. That’s what I’m saying. If Apple loses the iPhone, it’s a zombie company.

@TodayIWorkOn @DigitalDrifter @joecarlsonshow There are about a dozen current generation phones better than their apple equivalents.

"Tim Cook didn't innovate!" Products released under Tim Cook: - Apple Watch - Airpods - Apple Music - Apple TV - iCloud - Apple Pay - Face ID - Apple Silicon - Retina Display - Dozens of others... Don't come at me with this idiotic take that Tim Cook's Apple didn't innovate.

@DigitalDrifter @joecarlsonshow My logic is Apple makes all of their money on one product the iPhone. That's Jobs's baby. No iPhone, no Apple. After almost 2 decades Apple had plenty of opportunity to create and grow, but they lean heavy on the iPhone. That's not going to work forever.

@TodayIWorkOn @joecarlsonshow This is the worst logic I’ve ever seen. Apple is destroyed because someone someday might make a better product?

@LarryJones Hi.... I'm also a Larry and I approve of this message.

Where are all my GenXer’s Age: 45-60 - Currently Looks 30-40 - Will Throw Hands - Speaks Sarcasm Fluently - Great Work Ethic - Zero Tolerance for Stupidity Sound off! 📣

@DigitalDrifter @joecarlsonshow So was a zillion other companies, then, bam, they died a slow death. I'm sorry, Apple had the iPhone and if something comes out that's better than the iPhone, Apple is cooked, pun intended.

@TodayIWorkOn @joecarlsonshow Apple is arguably in the best state it’s ever been.

Tim Cook steps down, Apple stock does nothing in response. The market never lies, Cook meant nothing to Apple. Hopefully Apple will thrive with Cook stepping aside.

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Who’s servicing these? Serious q.

Great to see some mainstream media coverage of Tesla Semi: "With a diesel Semi, to go about 500 miles here in California with diesel being $7.66 on avg, you're looking at about $520 to go that distance. But with the @Tesla Semi, one single charge will get you there for $275." DHL thinks the higher upfront cost of the Tesla Semi will be more than worth it over the lifetime of the vehicle with big fuel and maintenance savings.

@AndrewLiv @Mets It went from OMG to omg REAL FAST.

Most unlikable @mets team in my 30 years as a fan.

My girl hit my random playlist and I thought of @NjTank99 and I couldn’t imagine the outburst that would occur if it happened in his random playlist. 😆

My guess: in 10-15 years, Tesla will stop selling cars to consumers. You can feel that since the company decided not to refresh the S/X. Also, the Cybertruck will never be refreshed; it will be their last truck ever made. If I’m wrong, I have this post to fall back on. If I’m right, I have this post to fall back on too. 😆

@hashjenni Because they were never Presidents.

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names?

@spotted_model This is a great idea. After visiting a Home Depot at least every day since 1998, I’d be a huge help to anyone concerning all things Home Depot.

I would love the option to pay say $19.99 when you walk into Lowe’s or Home Depot for a personal shopper to take you around to everything you need. Would save hours. Anybody else?

@mattvanswol Yup. If we donate to someone it’s directly to the person in need. The corruption in charities is astounding.

I hate to say it… But I’m struggling to be generous after all the fraud we’ve seen. There’s so few charities I trust now. I do a deep dive on a homeless charity… oh look, my tax dollars are funding that and it’s run by a Trump-hating Leftist. A Christian charity? Oh look, they’re helping illegal aliens. An education nonprofit? Oh look, it’s getting money from Left-wing political groups to send in Democrat activists to give lectures on LGBTQ oppression. Even my TAX DOLLARS I know are being used to fund some BS non-profit that probably has me on a list somewhere as an extremist and is actively trying to cancel me. It’s hard to be generous when I’m already being generously stolen from in taxes and when even the nonprofits aren’t actually solving the problems they reportedly exist to solve.

@remarks The first ever earth set filmed behind the moon. Amazing.

JUST IN: NASA astronaut shares unedited video of the moon taken on his iPhone during the Artemis II mission.

@MLBONFOX Will we go to 20?

10-game losing streak for the Mets.

Nimmo was my final straw. My entire life I’ve watched great players on the Mets be shown the door for no real reason an outsider can think of, and every time it hurts more and more. From Dykstra to Murphy to now Nimmo and Alonso. Nimmo and Alonso should have retired with the Mets. I can’t in good faith continue to support this team. What a waste of almost 400 million. PS Ohtani > Soto. ✌️

Nobody likes to lose but I saw some “ green shoots tonight “. On offense, Lindor had two hits including a home run. Bichette got a double hitting it to left field as opposed to recently being right field prone. Benge got a solid hit. Soto started his running progression today. Semien hit a shot that might have been a home run on a warmer night. Finally, Nolan McLean pitched an outstanding game going 7 innings. Hang in there fans, we will turn this around !

@ellafranco_ Like nobody saw this coming. 😆. Loser org for a long long time. Cohen needs to understand the word chemistry. Money can’t buy chemistry.

Genuinely nothing will go right I’m sickkkkk 😭😭😭😭😭✌🏼✌🏼

@NjTank99 The lower case wording and the font is so much beta energy.

Welp the Knicks are fucked