The Jumps King

@chazaustin10 Go play on the motorway,motormouth!

Swindon got removed from the vertu trophy for admin error…. Just saying 👀

@tommywalkertv @henrywinter @motleysfool So shut up talking bollocks!

@henrywinter @motleysfool Boro were the better team and had more chances, penalties and fouls against them that turned the result. Southampton cheated to get the first leg without conceding.

Southampton kicked out of Championship play-off final for spying. Correct decision, especially as it transpires they spied on three clubs in total. This is about more than a bloke standing behind a tree with an iPhone. It’s about how seriously the game should take cheating. EFL independent disciplinary commission have struck a blow for fair play, for integrity, for the need for respect between clubs, for coaches to have an expectation of privacy in training. 25% of goals scored in the Championship this season were from set-pieces. Clubs practised them. Understandably, coaches don’t want their plans revealed. EFL sending a strong message with this punishment.  Spygate 2 different from Spygate 1. Rules tightened and punishments introduced since Leeds United’s offence. Appeals, of course. It’s tough for Southampton fans to be denied the trip to Wembley and the chance of a return to the Premier League. It’s particularly tough that many have forked out for tickets, travel and accommodation. Their frustration and anger should be directed at their club. Southampton should recompense fans. It’s not the fans’ fault.  The stupidity in all this is that Southampton would probably have beaten Boro anyway. Better team, stronger bench. But this is so damning… “Southampton admitted breaches of Regulations requiring Clubs to act with the utmost good faith and prohibiting the observation of another Club’s training session within 72 hours of a scheduled match,” says EFL. “The admitted breaches concern fixtures against Oxford United in December 2025, Ipswich Town in April 2026 and Middlesbrough in May 2026.” So the punishment is proportionate. It should act as a deterrent. Honesty matters.

@henrywinter @BumbleCricket The same guy! Who was fouling, and shouting at the ref being an arsehole! Righto! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Luke Ayling. Defender. Leader. Role Model. open.substack.com/pub/henrywinte…

@AdamBlackmore They haven’t said that though Adam

On air now but as the #SaintsFc bus comes in behind us I can here thousands of Boro fans singing “you know who you are, you know who you are, you cheating b******* you know who you are” I still can’t believe Saints have done this to themselves and blaming a lone analyst if that’s what they’re saying is even more ridiculous

@AdamBlackmore The fact that @SouthamptonFC have gone quiet says all we need to know. We should be ashamed

The charges of breaching EFL regulations relate to: EFL Regulation 3.4, which requires Clubs to act towards each other with the utmost good faith; EFL Regulation 127, which prohibits any Club from observing, or attempting to observe, another Club’s training session within 72 hours of a scheduled match between the two Clubs.

@ScuderiaFerrari @Charles_Leclerc @LewisHamilton Same shit different season

.@Charles_Leclerc will lead the charge from the second row on the grid for the Miami Sprint 🇺🇸

@EmiratesFACup @FAspokesperson The cup final between city & Chelsea you so desperately want. You bent fucks!

Details of the 2026 #EmiratesFACup Final have been finalised. Find out more👇

@SouthamptonFC Play offs it is then

We stay unbeaten 👊

@AtTheRaces No one saw that coming said no one!

BREAKING: Constitution Hill will not run in the John Porter Stakes ❌ Nicky Henderson said: "We felt the ground is just too quick for him. He's a big, heavy horse and we couldn't take the risk."

@GMB 3% of imbeciles so far then

200,000 children will start reception without being able to use a toilet this year, according to a new report. Whose responsibility is it to potty-train children?

@kelvmackenzie Junior doctors are a disgrace

A builder friend waited 15 months on the NHS to have an op his wrists for severe carpal tunnel. Yesterday he turned up at the hospital and with an hour to go was told by a nurse….there’s no doctor to do the op. BMA members are selfish, idle and already overpaid. Cut their money.

@MarkBallRacing @declanmeagher76 Is he a horse?

All horses and jockeys ok after the Grand National. The animal rights brigade will be gutted.

@itvracing That Paul Townemd is still a prick for not pulling up yesterday

What's your immediate reaction after watching the Grand National? 👇

@DeeSonoIo @RishiSunak Do fuck off! That’s nothing to with him.

@RishiSunak Oh. So you get two crutches with private health care! I didn’t even get one on the NHS when I broke my ankle during your tenure.

Pushed my luck on the slopes this Easter showing off to my daughters. Thankfully there’s no shortage of sport on TV this month!

@EmiratesFACup @FAspokesperson What a farce of a draw that was. At least do it in a clear bowl ffs!

The draw for the #EmiratesFACup semi-finals is complete 🏆

@NoContextSoton Came up on my timeline you fuckwit. Didn’t even check the date on it

@TodaysTopTips Ever heard of an April Fools joke dimwit?

🚨 Southampton will NOT be using their option to buy Daniel Peretz this summer, as Johannes Spors sees Gavin Bazunu as the long-term goalkeeper at the club.

Harry Russell and Fahey to the @BHAStewards please. That’s a shocking ride

@claretandblue31 @Hednesford_Town Wrong!

@Hednesford_Town Davies out, the guy still lives in Southampton

FULL-TIME | Workington 3–0 Hednesford Town Not the result we wanted on the road. We’ll regroup and go again. #UpThePitmen

@BillyMullins_ @SouthamptonFC Azaz! You’re taking the piss

@SouthamptonFC Fin Azaz and peretz were unbelievable

ONE TO CELEBRATE 😍