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@ToddAtLarge_

Husband \\ Dad \\ Veteran 🇺🇸 \\ Larping cybersecurity professional \\ If you want my employer’s opinions, go follow them, these are mine, and mine alone.

127.0.0.1 Katılım Ağustos 2020
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vx-underground@vxunderground·
Per the comments, I decided to look up John Strawberry. It turns out John Strawberry is like, a general contractor or handyman, or something. He owns his own company and does stuff like painting, or drywall repair, or window installation. He used to live where I live now. His outdated business details lists my home as his companies address from 2016. John Strawberry has two warrants for his arrest. He also lost a court case against someone and owes them $250,000 ... because he never showed up to court because he has two warrants for his arrest. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY
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Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it. Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???" Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?" I'm like ??? This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves. Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY
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@vxunderground “I don’t know John Strawberry, but would you like to see my malware collection?”
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$75 for 20/g of gas. Don’t worry, it’s just temporary.
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First time I've seen that many people at an exfil in Arc Raiders with no conflict. Just chill people trying to get out.
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@HackingDave Haha. I do a different version for door-to-door sales people that are selling solar, alarms, etc. I just tell them I rent the property and they go away almost immediately. I’ve found it’s more effective than simply telling them I’m not interested.
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Dave Kennedy@HackingDave·
Random call today - I’m expecting some info on a generator fix and it was a wireless caller from local so I accepted it which doesn’t happen often. “Hi this is Jessica from some random whatever company just wanted to know if you will be attending RSA?” “Me: ummm what is RSA” Jessica: “ it’s an information security conference hosted in California where all the top leaders and industry leaders will be” Me: “ummm I’m a mechanic and I don’t know what cybersecurity is but if you can provide me some more information I’m very interested” Jessica “ um uh uhhh, thank you have a good day sorry about that” Nailed it.
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@MakeAugusta For a short time. They would certainly fool the untrained eye.
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Cyber City Circuits@MakeAugusta·
I went through Baghdad one time and a Turkish vendor working out of a shipping container was selling fake Rolexes. It was SO COOL until it turned green. I don’t know what happened to it. It was probably stolen at some point.
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🚨 ROLEX EXPERT WARNS “SUPER CLONES” ARE NOW SO REALISTIC EVEN JEWELERS CAN’T SPOT THE FAKES — AND IT’S ABOUT TO GET WORSE A veteran watch dealer with nearly 30 years in the business says the fake Rolex market has quietly crossed a line most people don’t realize. Years ago, spotting a fake was easy. “You could hand it to me and before you finished your sentence I’d say… nope, fake.” But now? He says the new wave of “super clone” Rolex watches look so convincing that he can’t judge them by eye anymore. Now he has to: • Open the watch • Put on a jeweler’s loupe • Inspect every detail inside and out And even then… it’s getting harder. According to him, the factories producing these clones are improving every single year, and within the next 2–3 years, he believes it could become nearly impossible for anyone without decades of experience to tell the difference. He says the same thing is already happening in luxury jewelry. “Just like Cartier. They stopped authenticating Cartier bangles and Van Cleef pieces because the replicas got so good they couldn’t reliably tell the difference.” The bigger problem? He says fewer young watchmakers are entering the trade, meaning fewer experts who even know what to look for. If “super clones” become indistinguishable from the real thing… what happens to the entire luxury watch market?

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Some people on @ARCRaidersGame are straight up assholes. I said it, and I'm not taking it back!!
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I love my wife’s buns….
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I got smoked by a swarm of arc wasps….
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I just downloaded Arc Raiders and I’m afraid to spawn in because I don’t want to get smoked…..
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@ImposeCost I’m pretty sure you have way more than I do.
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@CyberDxme I’m not moving to DC area.
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@ToddAtLarge_ Come to the contractor side. We have benefits.
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@CyberDxme I’m just a poor civil servant my friend.
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@icsk3n Or do you have the original?
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@icsk3n Go buy it!!! 🫡
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