Todd Sheets (Taylor’s Version)

@RonnyJacksonTX You are lying right now.

Fauci is NOT your lord and savior like the radical-left wants you to believe. He LIED about the origins of the coronavirus then made MILLIONS during the pandemic.

@TomFitton Isn’t that exactly how this app is supposed to work?

The FBI is reading your tweets.

@GreenEllsworth Jaba the Hutt

@acacia_eileen I am also happiest when you are naked.

@mtaibbi Is this a parody account? If not, WTF happened to you?

Instead of chasing child sex predators or terrorists, the FBI has agents — lots of them — analyzing and mass-flagging social media posts. Not as part of any criminal investigation, but as a permanent, end-in-itself surveillance operation. People should not be okay with this.

@thejtlewis @jason_kint @elonmusk What censorship?

I don’t know what happened here but if @elonmusk doesn’t fix this within the hour with an explanation by morning, I’ll be on Capitol Hill tomorrow demanding that he be hauled in front of Congress.

@RonnyJacksonTX Donald Trump and his entire crime family.

Who should be the FIRST person Republicans investigate?

@joncoopertweets A cold turd would be Ron DeSantis. He is not popular outside of Florida.

Joe Biden would beat Ron DeSantis in a 2024 matchup.

Anyone heard of Horizon Forbidden West?? I might give it a try before the DLC in April! 🤡

@Acyn But they aren’t taking rights away. This makes no sense.

Ingraham on Respect For Marriage Act: Whether you're catholic or evangelical or Muslim, any serious person of faith, you will not necessarily have the rights tomorrow that you had yesterday

@davidmweissman @elonmusk Maybe growing up a rich white kid in apartheid South Africa has something to do with it?

@lavern_spicer @elonmusk That’s because only an idiot would try to eliminate pronouns from language.

I’m glad @ElonMusk is taking on the Pronoun Mafia. When I talked about there being no pronouns in the Bible, the whole of the earth tried to swallow my Twitter page😂

@RonFilipkowski So she wants the drugs to make it through the border?

Boebert explains why she thinks Mayorkas should be impeached: “On Mayorkas’s watch, over 14,000 pounds of fentanyl was seized in fiscal year 2022 at our southern border. That is an all-time record high.”

@ericareport That would be awesome.

@joncoopertweets No.

Do you think psychic mediums are really able to communicate with the dead?

@AndrewYang It’s tougher to agree to disagree on racism and bigotry.

You remember when a friend could do or say something you disagree with - and still be your friend? Let’s get back to that.

@joncoopertweets They aren’t big fans of the English language in general.

Why do MAGA Republicans hate pronouns so much?

@OmarRiverosays Dr. Fauci. I don’t trust Musk at all.

Who do you trust more: Elon Musk or Dr. Fauci?

@larryelder @Twitter

Ever notice how people who claim they’re leaving @Twitter make the announcement on…Twitter?

@nathaliejacoby1 Because he doesn’t lie.