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Since @peggyflanagan is talking about the Laken Riley Act, I’d like to remind her who Laken was. Laken Riley was a 22-year-old nursing student murdered by a violent illegal immigrant who had previously been arrested and released. Laken should be alive today. The Laken Riley Act can’t bring her back, but it can help prevent another tragedy. But instead, Democrats like Peggy Flanagan — and now @AngieCraigMN — would rather protect dangerous illegal immigrants. foxnews.com/politics/walz-…

@GovTimWalz Bullshit, just like the majority of minnesotans didn’t want a new flag you dolt

It’s time for the House to act on guns. That’s what the majority of Minnesotans want.

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

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@peggyflanagan Absolutely disgusting, clowns like you are why I left the DFL.. the entire party has become batshit crazy.. shame on you..

I’m Peggy Flanagan and I approve this message.

@campbelldadof3 @StarsCountdown Goddamn man…. Can’t lie, pretty funny…

@StarsCountdown The "Wall Of St Paul" looked more like the "Vagina Of Edina" last night!

How the fuck did we not score more against Wallstedt????

@MacMallyMMA Don Frye was a monster

Minnesota Wild vs Colorado Avalanche game 1:

Did I mention that not only is my husband a Packer fan, he is also an Avs fan, sooooooo yeah you could say my life is pretty hard

What the hell is happening

@MN_hockeymom1 Sloppy as hell.

Well, double fuck. #mnwild

For fuck sakes, this is ridiculous

Gonna be a good day…

Yeah? What was Laken Riley stripped of?

mikko rantanen and connor mcdavid fighting over the last floatie in cancun

@jarvis_best I live here in MN.. it’s a beautiful state.. that being said, Tim Walz is a fucking disgrace.

Personal news: This weekend I shall be doing mean tweets about the “state” of Minnesota and their fake hockey team. Will there be cruel and highly problematic mentions of Gov. Walz? Of the rampant fraud? Of the godforsaken people who make Minnesota their home? POSSIBLY.

But their fans will sit here and tell you the Wild play unethically lol have some shame

My 4-year-old son said, "Mummy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media? Isn't it just inherently dishonest & indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves?"

@MikeSilver Bring a jacket if you need too Mike

Draft in Minnesota: Awesome idea Another Siberian Super Bowl, like the one eight years ago: Not in favor

@PatrickHayslip Hey, you guys finally scored 5v5! All shit aside, good series..

Terrific regular season for the Stars. Disappointing playoff performance. Credit to Minnesota. Once they traded for Quinn Hughes, they hit another level. He was unbelievable this series. The Wild will be a tough out for anyone.