Tom Baranowski

@NUCLRGOLF Oh shit.

🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without giving away your handicap, what's a line you say at least 10 times every round?

@ksorbs Sorry. I like Boebert.

Trump just called for Boebert to get primaried.

@RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi Wow. That 200k per year is well earned.

@vote4satoshi I've started the initial paperwork on renaming two highways and three post offices

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@RepJackKimble There's already a TON of idiots in Congress. You work 140 days? I work more than twice that much and don't make $200k. So STFU.

@NUCLRGOLF Wish I had that.

As pure and effortless of a golf swing you’ll ever see in your life 🧈 🏌️

@KatTimpf Prayers to you and your father Kat. May he rest in peace.

My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.

@UncensoredUSA @CindyCrawford Loni Anderson

Be honest… whose poster was on your bedroom wall when you were a teenager? Mine was @CindyCrawford 😂

@WASWEJEFF @BamaSaltyMarine Hey asshole, Cuba can get whatever it needs from other countries and it's still a shithole.

@BamaSaltyMarine Crap thats Cuba after 60 years of total sanctions by bully boy America.

The left picture is Japan 80 years after two nukes. The right is Cuba after 66 years of communism. The only thing more dangerous than nukes is leftist governance!

@w_terrence Good.

Robert De Niro says he wakes up depressed every single day because Donald Trump is President, calling him an “arrogant would-be king.” He’s accusing Trump of stealing his happiness

@mirandadevine Two retards agreeing with each other.

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@LeaderJohnThune Pass the SAVE Act douchebag.

Enjoyed visiting with students at Rapid City Central and answering all of their insightful questions.

@harryjsisson Yeah and you aren't worth shit.

I’d rather deport Nancy Mace than immigrant parents and their American child but that’s just me

@harryjsisson Joe Biden first asshole.

Trump should be forced to take this in front of the entire country

@RepNancyMace @MarindaVannoy1 Well unshut it down. F the Democrats.

@MarindaVannoy1 We've been asking the same thing. We keep getting shut down.

Why hasn’t Ilhan Omar been Expelled from Congress yet? The evidence against her is so damning. Who is protecting her and why?

@QuantumGuard17 Dumb shit

🚨 SEATTLE MAYOR BRUCE HARRELL: “When a man does 6 or 7 crimes, we do not know his life story!” “Maybe he was hungry. Therefore, I have ZERO desire in jailing him!” American voters — we DON’T have to live this way. Absolutely unbelievable.

@tedcruz 🤣

Anytime a Democrat says they don’t know what a woman is, they’re lying. I know they’re lying because I’ve been in the Senate 14 years, and Joe Biden never sniffed Chuck Schumer’s hair.

@its_The_Dr Yes.

Should he?

@SarahAllisonFl Castration

🇬🇧UK: Muhammad, a Pakistani man, tried to assault a 13yr-old British girl. He claimed: "I couldn't control myself, she is very attractive. I was overwhelmed." What should happen to Muhammad?

@Tim_Drake4 @CollinRugg Feet first.

@CollinRugg How many years will that monster waste taxpayer dollars, sitting in prison, when bleeding-heart liberals attempt multiple appeals????

BREAKING: FedEx driver who pleaded guilty to kidnapping and murdering 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death. Tanner Horner snatched Athena while he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. At one point during the trial, jurors broke down in tears while hearing audio of Horner killing Athena after he told her to take off her shirt and said she was "really pretty." Athena repeatedly asked for her mother before she was killed. "Horner is then heard asking Athena to remove her shirt, and there are several moments when she says "no" and asks for her mom. That was followed by repeated sounds of crying, screaming and banging," NBC reported last month. Following three hours of deliberation today, Horner was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

@CollinRugg Rot in hell.