Tom CarJack

Do you think anyone in the ruling class who is depraved and evil enough to be in the Epstein files would hesitate for a second to be complicit in a false flag attack on US soil if it benefitted them? Does 9/11 make any more sense to you now?

Used what I thought was a well-known idiom at work today until I realized it was just a bible verse I had to memorize as a southern Baptist kid

Cómo se siente escribir tu correo y contraseña con el mando de la tele

El profe: Aprobaste con la nota mínima, debería darle vergüenza Yo al escuchar "aprobaste" :

quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

“I want a gf” mfs after they realize the have to talk to her every day

ashley tisdale, sarah hyland, selena gomez, and vanessa hudgens at the golden globes after party, 2013

@FTWes @KnowingBetterYT Darude Sandstorm

@TomCarJack @KnowingBetterYT And it would just ignore all of the external structures of the home and only ignite the human? Or does this particular delusion also entail them breaking into homes and zapping people in their beds/recliners?

Do people still spontaneously combust or was that just a cigarettes and furniture thing?

@TaraBull Abuela never looked so good

Jennifer Lopez, 56, shows off her assests on tour

@ShitpostReels Angel has the j sound. It ain’t complicated.

Some animals don’t breed well in captivity, why are we expected to?

The chaos you dealt with as a child becomes the ADHD or bipolar you develop as an adult:

A $2.5 billion robot has been alone on another planet for 13 years and is still doing science. The scale of that sentence gets worse the longer you think about it. Curiosity landed in August 2012. Obama was president. Instagram had 80 million users. The iPhone 5 hadn’t shipped yet. The rover was designed for a two-year mission and 20 kilometers of driving. It’s now driven 35.5 kilometers, climbed over 327 meters up the side of a mountain, drilled 46 holes into Martian rock, and is currently running its fifth mission extension. The computer running all of this has 256 MB of RAM and a 200 MHz processor. Your AirPods have more computing power. Every command sent from Earth takes 14 minutes to arrive. Every photo sent back takes the same 14 minutes. When Curiosity drills into a rock, the team in Pasadena won’t know if it worked for half an hour. They’ve been operating on that delay, every single day, for 4,846 Martian sols. The power source is 10.6 pounds of plutonium-238 generating about 110 watts. Less than a ceiling fan. It will keep producing electricity for decades because the half-life of Pu-238 is 87.7 years. The rover will run out of moving parts before it runs out of power. And those wheels. Machined from single blocks of aluminum, 0.75 millimeters thick. Half a dime. JPL watched them get shredded by Martian rock starting in 2013, rerouted the entire mission path, taught the rover to drive backwards, and kept going. The wheels look like they lost a fight with a can opener. The rover is still climbing a mountain. Every iPhone you’ve owned since 2012 is in a landfill. Curiosity is on Mars, 140 million miles from the nearest repair shop, running on a ceiling fan’s worth of nuclear power, sending data through a 14-minute time delay, on shredded wheels, doing geology that rewrites what we know about whether life ever existed somewhere other than Earth. We built that. With 0.01% of the federal budget.

the way you can see the extra space after "show" because she removed the chat gpt em dash

@girldrawsghosts You’ve heard of “outlaw country” now get ready for “inlaw country”

putting on my big cowboy hat and strapping a gun to my chest so I can be brave for my trip to panera

1996. Steve Jobs is asked on television what went wrong at Apple. He hasn't worked there in over a decade. Within a year, Apple will buy his company NeXT and bring him back. Within 18 months, he'll be running the place. He doesn't know that yet. Nobody does. At this point, he's running NeXT, a small software company, and Pixar, which just released Toy Story. Apple is falling apart. The stock is collapsing. The company has lost over a billion dollars. Its market share has dropped from 18% to around 4%. WIRED will put Apple's logo on its cover, wrapped in barbed wire, with the word "Pray." The interviewer asks Jobs what happened. His answer is one paragraph, and it's basically the entire turnaround strategy he'll execute a year later. He says when he left Apple ten years earlier, they were ten years ahead of everybody else. It took Microsoft a full decade to copy what Apple had built. But Apple stopped. "Even though it invested cumulatively billions in R&D, the output has not been there, and people have caught up with it." He says Apple's advantage over Microsoft has eroded. And then this: "The way out is not to slash and burn. It's to innovate. That's how Apple got to its glory, and I think that's how Apple could return to it." When Apple bought NeXT in December 1996 and brought Jobs back as an advisor, things got worse before they got better. By September 1997, Apple was about 90 days from running out of money. The board made Jobs the interim CEO. He cut 70% of the product line, but not to save money. He cut it so the remaining 30% could be great. He launched Think Different. He built the iMac. Then the iPod. Then iTunes. Then the iPhone. Then the iPad. Every single one of those products was the "innovate, don't slash and burn" philosophy from this interview, applied over and over for 14 years. He also says something in this interview that stands out. He says the most exciting thing in software is the internet, and the reason is "no one owns it. It's a free-for-all. It's much like the early days of the personal computer." He says if any one company gets a dominant position, "the rate of innovation is going to drop precipitously." He's talking about Microsoft. But he could be talking about 2026. Apple is worth about $3.7 trillion today. When this interview was filmed, Apple was worth about $3 billion and falling fast. Jobs walked back into Apple nine months later with no title, no authority, and the same diagnosis he gave on camera in this clip. Video: Steve Jobs Television Interview, 1996. Original broadcast footage.

when i found out who’s been smoking all my weed

@cenkuygur He’s 12. Of course he thinks this is clever.

Donald Trump is completely full of shit. If he says we're not going to hit Iran for awhile, that means we're sending in ground troops imminently. The sad thing is that he thinks he's being clever.

@MrPool_QQ Trump is a pedophile, retard

🔺They sent the signal at 1:17 AM. A cryptic video from the White House. A woman’s voice: “It’s launching soon, right?” Then deleted. 16 million saw it before it vanished. The media called it a mistake. A gaffe. An accident. They lie. It was not a mistake. It was the starting gun. The activation code for an operation that has been planned for years. A final warning to the deep state that their time is up. Hours later, the first piece was removed from the board. Alireza Tangsiri. The IRGC Navy chief. The man controlling the Strait of Hormuz. The gatekeeper of the globalists’ oil money. Eliminated. Coincidence? There are no coincidences. Now, the main event begins. The Pentagon is preparing the “final blow.” 3,000 troops from the 82nd Airborne are on the move. Their target is not just Iran. Their target is the head of the snake: Kharg Island. The deep state’s offshore bank. 90% of Iran’s oil flows through it, funding their puppets and their wars. Trump warned them. He gave them a 15-point plan for peace. They rejected it. He told them to “get serious soon, before it is too late.” They didn’t listen. Now, all HELL will be unleashed. This is not about a regional conflict. This is about a global cleanup. The storm is not coming. It is here. The signal has been sent. The operation is live. What happens when the world’s oil supply is liberated from the hands of the 13 families? ⟁

@GENIC0N I think it’s just called the AK-47

has the AK-47 of mind control been invented yet?