Tom Haustead

@Ben_Pompey Be honest you just recognised his name and knew nothing about his recent history didn’t you

Granted he’s a scummer, but other clubs in a relegation battle making signings like this on a free transfer, whilst we’re all hoping no-one else gets injured on international duty

@pn_neil_allen Congrats, much deserved 👏

Hugely honoured to be shortlisted for the British Sports Journalism Awards among such esteemed company. Still fudging it in life….

@thedailymemes_ I don’t know if it’s weirder - that this was even made in the first place or that you saw it and thought ‘great content, I’ll post that’

@AllBiteNoBark88 If I was a scammer I would go through the comments section of these types of posts, find details of all the brain dead cretins who are outraged over such an obvious fucking lie, and make myself ‘moron list’ of people who can’t think for themselves to target for scams

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

@PlanetOfMemes @grok So you’re telling me I could cut down 50% and still be in the clear?

Hey @Grok, Is there any solid research behind this claim?

@AllDAYZ77 If he had gradually slowed before collapsing into the perfect spot receive a 619 that would have been perfect

Rare footage of John Cena and Rey Mysterio messing around at a house show 😂

@BenGrahamUK ‘Ooh this egg doesn’t say Easter on it. I’m ever so upset’ What a fucking snowflake 😂

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

@QueensPStranger Pompey fan here with zero sour feelings. That was exactly my take too tbf. Bang average team we somehow found a way to make look brilliant 🤷‍♂️

“I’m not completely sure QPR are a very good side”. - Portsmouth commentator at 6-1 down.

@Pompey ‘We can’t compete, we need to spend more, like every other club in this league’ *owners make loan to fund club - like every other club in this league ‘Ooh this is concerning,’ Pick a fucking side ffs

📰 Portsmouth FC statement of accounts for the year ending June 30 2025.

@90sWWE Ha, this was posted yesterday. My date of birth 14.03.86 😆

😂😭

@Alex_Stafford @DeborahMeaden @AllisonPearson @Ed_Miliband ‘Why do people always place the blame on the person who directly created the market which exploits us today?’

@DeborahMeaden @AllisonPearson @Ed_Miliband Why do people always place the blame on something which happened over 40 years ago. Successive governments - of all types - including the current must take ownership of the issue. The blame is shared!

Even before war, UK had highest electricity prices in the world. Because of the insane pursuit of net zero and failure to exploit our own oil/gas. Instead, we pay Norway £40 billion for oil and gas extracted from North Sea fields next to ours. Never forgive @Ed_Miliband

@_Fiat_Lux__ @JonathanPieNews As a kicker, look at trumps childhood and the childhoods of people who end up with those diagnoses. Like a glove

@JonathanPieNews Serious question? Malignant narcissism and megalomania, a textbook pathological liar w/ delusions of grandeur, as well as paranoid and sadistic traits, now additionally riddled w/ early dementia. So, yes, he's as clinically and dangerously insane as your average Arkham fugitive.

He's insane isn't he? I mean actually insane.

@WhiteHouse This is honestly like something from Black Mirror it’s so dystopian. The fact people are dying and you have decided this post would look anything other than psychopathic is bad enough, but the truly disturbing thing is half of America are cheering you on.

UNDEFEATED.

@pn_jordan_cross Wouldn’t have belied inwoidl have been saying this a couple of months ago, but for me it has to be swift right now. He has effected games pretty constantly at number 10 recently and I though he showed more in his cameo on Tuesday than a lot of them did all night

Looking for a Pompey hero to step forward in problem position with Championship survival at stake. portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football…

@DefiantLs ‘I used to believe in the idea of helping those in need, but then it came to a point where I was actually doing ok and that would mean ME making sacrifices so I’ve changed my mind’

Holly Valance: "Everyone starts off as a lefty, and then wakes up at some point... After you start either making money, working, trying to run a business… and then realize what crap ideas they all are, and then you go right."

@FadeAwayMedia The crazy thing is. Though it was obviously planned ahead of time, this became a real incident. By the time she’s in distress on the floor being checked and Eddie is going mad, it’s a real emergency. She was fine in the end but there was real concern in the ring

🤯 WHEN JBL PULLED UP TO EL PASO AND MADE EDDIE GUERRERO’S MOTHER HAVE A ‘HEART ATTACK’ JBL had to get a police escort out of the town all the way to Odessa because police were afraid for his safety. A LEGIT RIOT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN MAN. REAL HEAT.

@SamanthaTaghoy ‘To erase Churchill is to erase the bravery, sacrifice and courage of an entire wartime generation’ You may be overreacting a teeny tad here 😂

Winston Churchill is the Father of the Nation. He led Britain through its darkest hour, brought us back from the brink of economic collapse, and saved Europe from the jaws of Nazi occupation. To remove him from our £5 notes is nothing short of a national disgrace. The Bank of England has claimed that his removal is an “overdue” decision, and that we need to diversify our currency to reflect modern British culture. …which equals hedgehogs and badgers, apparently. Now, I love our native wildlife as much as any Brit who was raised in the countryside (Shropshire loud and proud). But it is an utter farce to replace the greatest British leader in modern history with woodland animals. It isn’t just a £5 note. It’s a symbol of Britain’s legacy. To erase Churchill is to erase the bravery, sacrifice and courage of an entire wartime generation. It is a deliberate snub to our greatest hero and everything he represents. Shame on the Bank of England. #SaveChurchill

@boozearmada2 @JeremyClarkson @DeAthCardiff What weirdo stalker behaviour ya strange little creep 😂

@TomHaustead @JeremyClarkson @DeAthCardiff yes you look as much as a dick off here too facebook.com/tom.haustead

Every season of Clarkson’s Farm highlights how unprecedented rain, drought, or heat can cause massive problems. His own show reveals the real consequences of climate change. I guess it’s easy not to care though when you own a farm mainly as a tax dodge.

@JeremyClarkson @DeAthCardiff You’re gonna have to do better than a derisive comment to save face here, Jeremy. No counter argument? No alternatieve explanation for the extreme weather you bitch about on your show? Saying nothing would’ve been better than replying with zero substance

@DeAthCardiff God almighty. Someone elected you? Let’s hope that next time around the good people of Wales cause you to not have a job anymore.

@EddiePresti_ @StuckInStaticNo @MrPitbull07 Nah it definitely came off as a joke. I saw it and instantly knew it was and so did the vast majority of everyone else that saw it, it appears

@StuckInStaticNo @MrPitbull07 It doesn’t come off as a joke at all. Maybe bc I own 3 ABNB’s I deal with this bs all the time and they use petty things like this to get a free vacation or money off their stay.

I just arrived at my Airbnb and took a moment to look around and look what I noticed. I think it would have been helpful if they mentioned this to me over the phone. I was literally with the manager just a few minutes ago. Her phone is busy right now, but I sent her this photo. I saw that she saw it, but she totally ignored it. I've already paid hoping this will be resolved.