TJ

A widow has a better shot at another marriage than a divorced woman. A single woman that is not a mother, has a better shot at marriage than a single mother. As a woman, you mostly have just one shot at marriage. Do it once and get it right. Otherwise... End.

If you allow your woman, she'll change you to whom she can no longer love. Then blame you for it.

Y’all are having sex with men but refusing to cook for them 😂😂

Genie: you have 3 wishes Me: I wish I was always right Genie: ok, you have 2 more Me: No I have 3 Genie:

@jon_d_doe 😂

Look at their heads. Lazy men. "You cannot come into South Africa and take what belongs to us" Hammer head of horror 😂😂😂😍

@ArthurMuhwezi12 As a man, have options.

@TomJuma You joke with love

All my life, I’ve never seen a grown man broken like this. This Roby guy has spent 11 years of marriage, no child. He kept trying, even did sperm tests… only to find out his wife was secretly on contraceptives the whole time. She made him look impotent while living the wife lived the best life abroad. Tears dropped as he wished he’d had a child out of wedlock.

@LikhangaBrian @themayor_ke 😂 how many degrees do you have? Any invention on your name or rather a simple publication?

@themayor_ke Sai kuna Proffesors hapo wanaskia vibaya na wako glutonous ,and they havr never challenged any medical programm or procedure on invent anything yet they brag as professors or they have doctrate😂🤣😂 fool thos3 one

Gaucho, a Class Six dropout, is contributing to pertinent health issues at Mama Lucy Hospital. Meanwhile, wewe na degree, unasumbuana na foreman kwa site, ukingonja mungu afungue mlango.

MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1. Sir Alex Ferguson 2. David Moyes 3. Louis Van Gaal 4.Giggs 5.Jose Mourinho 6.Ole 7. Rangnick 8. Erik Ten Hag 9. Ruben Amorim 10. Carrick TOTAL premier league trophy =20 ARSENAL MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Gerge Graham 2.Bruce Rioch 3.Arsene Wenger 4.Unai Emery 5.Arterta TOTAL premier league trophy = 13 CHELSEA MANAGERS SINCE 1986 1.Bobby Campbell 2.Jan Borterfield 3.David Webb 4.Glenn Hoddle 5.Ruud Gullit 6.Gianluca Vialli 7.Ray Wilkins 8.Claudio Ranieri 9.Jose Mourinho 10.Avran Grant 11.Felip Scolari 12.Ray Wilkins 13.Guus Hidink 14.Carlos Ancelotti 15.Andrew Villas Boas 16.Robert Di Matteo 17.Rafael Benitez 18.Jose Mourinho 19.Guus Hidink 20.Antonio Conte 21. Joe Mwangi 22. Simp Makanya Gabriel 23. Rio Kariuki 21.Sarri 22.Lampard 23.Paul Ngei 24.Fred Kubai 28. Omondi Brian Obimbo 29. Angel Joseph 25.Achieng Oneko 26.Jomo Kenyatta 27.Kung'u Karumba 28.Bildad Kagia 29. Jacque Mamake Riley 30.King Lobengula 31.Mekatilili Wamenza 32.Jehova Wanyonyi 33.Lwanda Magere 34.Samoure Toure 35.Otto Von Bismarck 36.Vasco Da Gama 37.Christopher Columbus 38.Mahatma Gandhi 39.David Livingston 40. Shaulyne Kimmy 41. Kondwani Nankhumwa 42. Grezelder Jeffrey 43. Embarambamba 44. Cash Madam 45. Fyness Mwagonjwa 46 Sabinus 47 Balablu 48 Mulamwa 49 Ododo 50 Muri 51 Bubu 52 Mariga 53. Thomas Tuchel 54. Potter 55 Onoja 55 Asuku 56 .Owino 57 .Sila wa Sila 58. Wanadre Bissaka 59. William Ruto 60.Omuliebi 61.Okutoto 62.Karen Nyamu 63. Oscar Sudi 64. Pochettino 65. Maresca 66. Rosenior 77......loading TOTAL premier league trophy =6 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶I come in peace 🤝🥴🥹🤲

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

Men, Stay away from vulgar women. A feminine, respectful woman values what she speaks or writes. A woman who easily says or writes “fuck”, “vagina”, “dick” is a NO. Vulgar women are damaged women who come with emotional baggage. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday

You're sweet and loving until you can't send money anymore.

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

This is Liam Rosenior and his beautiful daughters. He is the breadwinner of his family wicked chelsea fans want him sacked 😭

Cyan Boujee has had her bank accounts frozen on allegations of money laundering, connected to Erkurhuleni manager Kagiso Lerutla who defrauded a lot of money Not so many weeks ago, she was all over social media celebrating about buying a house. She is always flaunting wealth, expensive iPhones, hairstyles, designers, cars and flying all over She is seen by many young women as an inspiration and she holds herself as one Yet for some reason she's unemployed and has no known business. But now she's crying about her bank accounts being frozen. Why wouldn't banks freeze the accounts when they are not clear about the source? Lesson: Stop looking up to these so called socialities/influencers, majority of them are either into fraud or prostitution. They're just criminals who have mastered the art of looking good

I just saw a video of a divorced lady ranting that men who used to be in her DMs when she was still in her husband's house have all run away, and that now she's no longer married and none of them want to marry her. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

A woman can leave a caring, compassionate, loving man who is also a hardworking present father, accuse him of "cheating" only to go and become a second or third wife or a side chick of a man who doesn't care.

Her : He's just a friend Me : Put him on speaker and tell him you're horny