Tom Maidment

@NickLovesSpain Toc al Mar, Aiguablava, Costa Brava

What is your favorite restaurant in Spain? 🇪🇸 I'm compiling a list for 2025 🍴

@RussInCheshire It’s amazing. The first book I’ve ever read that made me laugh out loud whilst simultaneously plunging me into a deep, deep, dark depression.

@RussInCheshire Nailed it again

@MarkHBraith @matt9dawson Another good reason not to read The Daily Mail

Good Morning Sir Nostradamus #clivewoodward I hope you have enjoyed the rugby quarters so far? #WALvARG #IREvNZL #RugbyWorldCup #behumble #Springboks #Fiji #rugbyworldcup2023 @matt9dawson

@Nigel_Farage Sounds like a mighty fine idea to me Nige

The London-based corporate businesses, much of the political and media class, and almost the entire education sector have sought to overturn or undermine the Brexit vote at every opportunity.  telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06/1…

@NileGardiner ❄️

The hate filled Left.

@andreajenkyns @BorisJohnson Are you OK?

A bad day for democracy. @BorisJohnson won a massive democratic mandate & bravely fought for brexit. Sad to see him go, with findings of a kangaroo court. May the dust settle & he one day return. Wolves be at bay, so he, Carrie & their wonderful family have peace. Thank you Boris

@markjenkinsonmp @Conservatives @BorisJohnson Do sit down. He’s a giant man baby, no more no less, and he will go down in history solely for the damage he’s done to this country. Oh, and Gordon the Gofer could have achieved an 80 seat majority against Corbyn.

So, Johnson goes out whining like a stuck pig about Remainer dark forces and a witch hunt; not an ounce of contrition, self-reflection, or dignity. What a pathetic man-child he is.

It has been suggested that 93% of communication comes in the form of body language.

Kevin Sinfield emotionally carried his former Leeds Rhinos teammate Rob Burrow over the finish line at the inaugural Rob Burrow Leeds Marathon, having pushed his friend around the 26.2 miles in his wheelchair ❤️

@GregHands @Conservatives @CCHQPress @OliverDowden Get off Twitter and do some work

Canvassing on Red Road in Borehamwood, Hertfordshire. Despite the name, there are very few Reds here, because people here remember the last time Labour were in power and left the country 🇬🇧 with “no money.” Red Road is staying blue on 4th May - by voting @Conservatives

Incoming…

@StigAbell Ouch

Talking about my fashion faux pas on the radio. I wore this to a restaurant yesterday. My wife was embarrassed, Luke Jones says it’s a hard no from him. I am unbowed.

@ugomonye Jonathan Webb

Who’s the greatest sportsperson of all time? 🤔

I listen to these people today - Villiers, Rees-Mogg, Hannan etc - & wonder how the hell anybody ever took any of them remotely seriously. And then I remember that 80% of the British media not only treated them like geniuses but also violently agreed with their delusional idiocy.

@iainwgillespie @Sonjamclaughlan Ditto my 14-year-old son, except it wasn’t biology revision, it was his Fantasy Six Nations prep!

@Sonjamclaughlan I think you should keep posting them for sure! It inspired my 14yr old daughter to redo her biology revision notes like your prep…thanks!!

Not sure I’ll post notes anymore. The number of pedants just sucks the joy out it. Twitter can just be miserable place can’t it?!

@Helen07101981 If it meant we rid of him for good I’d happily chuck in a few quid for a private jet.

Shouldn't braverman currently be dreaming about deporting the criminal zahawi? Should be beside herself with glee at the thought shouldn't she? Or is it only poor criminals she wants to deport? #ToryTaxEvasion

@Collins_Adam1 @mrjamesob Magnifique!!!

You’re now being asked to believe that a man Boris Johnson repeatedly consulted for ‘financial advice’ was miraculously & coincidentally contacted out of the blue by an old chum & distant cousin of Johnson who had independently developed a desire to lend Johnson lots of cash. 1/2

@MrMichaelSpicer Genius

Spurs have brought on a player who looks like all four Beatles.