TomMcFly

@SpeedSportLife It's Marry Poppins, y'all!

This is the most perfect beach I’ve ever been to. Perfect sand perfect water not crowded and the perfect temperature

@dustyslay The lack of death threats i was expecting tells me I'm right lol

@dustyslay Ok. KISS

How about a top ten list of popular bands that are actually not good?

@dustyslay @historyrock_ What does "greatest guitarist" even mean anyway? Some on that list are innovators, but some just wrote catchy licks and anyone that has played for 10 yrs or more can play as well as they do. What did Keith Richards innovate? Clapton? These lists get me frustrated lol

@historyrock_ We have to stop putting Jimi Hendrix number 1 every-time. It’s just boring

Top 10 guitarists of all time by Rolling Stone Magazine. 1. Jimi Hendrix 2. Eric Clapton 3. Jimmy Page 4. Keith Richards 5. Jeff Beck 6. B.B. King 7. Chuck Berry 8. Eddie Van Halen 9. Duane Allman 10. Pete Townshend

@SpeedSportLife Hell, after being somewhere for 53 days, that's where I live now.

This ship that pulled in this morning is on a 54 day itinerary and I cannot fathom being on a cruise ship for that long

@Mike_M_Klotz Love it for the majority of the population but I also pride myself in having a high level of spacial awareness, so this takes a small joy away from me. Lol

Eliminated the guesswork when pulling into a spot as to whether or not you’re inside the lines

@CuriosityonX I mean, Curiosity should've picked something a little more eye-catching like a lagoon or a mountain lake with the local flora and fauna or Matt Damon.

100 years ago, this photo would have ended every newspaper headline on Earth. Today it'll get scrolled past in 2 seconds. This is a photograph of Mars. Taken today. 140 million miles away from us.

@JeffMG68 Super cool story. I stress out putting the Lego decals on. I'm not doing 58 secs to install the bird. Lol

A lot of people ask about how Trans Am hood birds were installed at the plant. Back in 2021 an interview was conducted of an ex-plant worker who had the job of installing hood birds at the Van Nuys plant, An article was written for Smoke Signals magazine. The GM plants were cranking out 58 cars/hour at the peak of F-body production, so installers at each station had just about 58 seconds of actual working time to complete their task. When Van Nuys first started building Firebirds, decal installation was done as the cars were emerging from the paint curing ovens. Jon said the sheet metal was so hot they had to douse the car with three 5-gallon buckets of water just to be able to touch the surface. Even so, the water evaporated so quickly the decal immediately fused itself to the hood wherever it touched, so the defect rate was over 50%. They eventually moved the decal installation operation further down line just before the doghouse was installed. Workers pulled a hood off the overhead conveyor, set it on a jig attached to a turntable that allowed them to spin the hood 360 degrees while using a squeegee to displace air and water trapped under the decal. Once the decal installation was complete, the hood was hung back on the conveyor hook (in the same spot) where it would remain in proper production sequence to be mated with the car for which it was intended. The photo shown here was taken at this stage.

@dustyslay @Mericamemed No one wants to just sit there and drink. That means you have a problem. Drinking with an activity is just being a guy.

@Mericamemed When you have to get hammered to do it then you probably don’t enjoy it

Divorced dad final boss

@dustyslay @callmeMaharani Lol. So many people are upset at the agreements they entered into voluntarily.

@callmeMaharani I bet your landlord just wishes you’d pay rent on time

Your landlord isn’t your friend. He’s a legal parasite living off your paycheck.

@pmtiegs @Keinnection 😆

@TomMcFly10 @Keinnection Would you say they lost the shipment… in transit?

Let’s play a game. Last week I was walking down the road in Redwood City, and it looks like someone lost their brand new control arm. Can anyone identify what it goes to?

@Keinnection @pmtiegs Now the question is, what is the likelihood that a Ford Transit was hauling the front lower control arm for a Ford Transit?

@pmtiegs Ford transit

@RonanMullier @anon_opin I'm not French

@TomMcFly10 @anon_opin Great things like voting in a pedo as president

Americans do many stupid things, but referring to a main course as the entrée has to be up there as one of the most stupid things they do. An entrée is literally the entrance/starter, not the main course.

@digitalspaz I only recommend Samsung phones and TVs. They don't understand m9ving parts, it seems.

8 year old oven Samsung oven just died. The 8 year old Samsung refrigerator is making that failing compressor sound. Luckily the dishwasher is a Bosch and seems fine. Trying to live frugally, but life is objecting.

@dustyslay @GrindeOptions Just move to Kansas. It's hard to spend money here lol.

@dustyslay @GrindeOptions They live in California or New York. $8k/mo there is poverty level.

Living off $8,000/mo in America is probably borderline poverty level and that’s scary because there are many people out there living below that income threshold.

@dustyslay @Ravenismeee We were too busy working to be bored. Farming, home upkeep, chores, car repairs kept us pretty busy. Yes those are things we did as early as 6 years old where I come from.

@Ravenismeee Sometimes we would cut ourselves with knives or start small fires

People who grew up without internet, how did you deal with boredom at home?

@garygastelu Ixve lived my entire life with 5 spds. I drove a 6 spd once and it just felt so wrong to shift into 6th at highway speeds lol.

C is for Cruise, right? Use that on the highway?

@jcorriv35 Not sure how old it is, but the backfire could be a sign of a worn flywheel key.

Mower took a few more pulls this year to wake up from its winter slumber…even backfired once fsr lol