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@Animal_fanlover Hi

20 years of bad luck for anyone who doesn't say hi

@TourPicks I'm giving both tickets away. I love golf but going to a golf tournament is not on my bucket list.

You’re gifted two tickets to The Masters 🎟️ You have to take someone from Twitter that you’ve never met in person. Who you taking? *curiously farming

@ThomasJFarrell7 Yeah Florida is nice but they have too many critters that sliver for me.

This is why you don’t leave your garage doors open in FL, this was my folks neighbors house…🐊

@ericmmatheny Yeah I feel so much safer because people can only bring 3 Oz bottles on a plane

TSA is a worthless agency that should be disbanded. They are rude. Slovenly. Out of shape. They clearly hate their jobs. They are not keeping us safe. Put ICE in charge of airport security or the local sheriffs department.

@MyGolfSpy I have a sink in my garage so I wash them with hot soapy water.

Here are a few tips: 1.Clean them every round (wet towel + brush — most “wear” is just dirt) 2.Use the right brush (nylon or brass > aggressive steel) 3.Skip groove sharpeners (short-term fix, long-term damage) 4.Keep them dry and protected (prevents breakdown) 5.Don’t overdo mat practice (fastest way to wear grooves out)

@iAnonPatriot Muslims are fucking animals

Swedish reporter travels to Syria and has rocks THROWN at her by women and children because she’s not wearing a burqa.. Liberals want this in America for some reason.

@alexelliottgolf No, they should know better

Should golfers have to prove they can play before going on a course 🤔

@ZeducationYT Filet O Fish

💯

@its_The_Dr I don't trust a Muslim as far as i can throw one

Is it true?

@its_The_Dr I do

@NM5WRLD It was never fancy

My girlfriend laughs at me and says it never happened. Am I the only one who remembers when Pizza Hut was a fancy sit-down restaurant? You had a waitress, red tablecloths, those red bumpy cups, a salad bar, and a jukebox. It was an event!

@ronsterd89 Cinnamon

My mother used to add a secret ingredient to her coffee. I can't recall what it was, but it tested so good. Any ideas? I've been thinking about this for days.

@Amelia558rs Tesla

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@TourSwingsTommy I think the average golfers drive is 200 yards

If you’re playing with someone who tells you they hit their driver 210 yards, you’re about to have a great round. Means the guy has zero ego and knows his game. It’s mind-blowing how many guys out there supposedly drive the ball 270 yards. Where are they?

@OCpatriot_ Because then there would be no movie

Shower thought. In Top Gun: Maverick, if they knew where all the SAM emplacements were, why didn't they Tomahawk or HARM missile all of them along the teams' ingress and egress corridors?

@pestctrlguy Use your own bank

We order a new Ford Maverick. Dealer calls and said they got financing approved but it’s a high rate so they recommend we put more down and in the future get approved for the Ford credit line to make things easier. I ask the rate. 12.99% I say let’s pause on the deal and let me make a few calls. 5 mins later the phone rings. They magically got it down to 8.49%. Don’t let these guys try to screw you over.

@njcoast_protect We elected a fucking helicopter pilot who isn't even from New Jersey instead of a successful business man and people are dumbfounded why the state is an unaffordable disaster. She gave voters lip service and they're too dumb to realize she never ran anything in her entire life.

The big lie is this: Phil Murphy shut down six major power plants (including Oyster Creek nuclear power station) during his tenure—deliberately shrinking New Jersey’s energy supply—then expects the public to believe it has nothing to do with skyrocketing electricity prices. That’s not just misleading, it’s absurd. Now Governor Mikie Sherrill claims she’ll “freeze” rates at today’s record highs—a hollow promise that locks in the damage. And even that doesn’t hold up. The @NJBPU has already approved additional rate hikes for 2026. New Jersey residents aren’t imagining their bills. They’re paying for failed energy policies. New Jersey slammed with the worst electric bill spike of all 50 states nj1015.com/2025-new-jerse… @wakeupnj @STEConX @SaveJersey

@OhioTate One of the NCAA games I saw there was a kid wearing 2 different color sneakers

Call me old school but what ever happened to teams wearing the same shoes that are school colors? Thank you for your time. Carry on with your day.

@otokyo__ My mother, grandmother and I just have a knack for cooking.

Who taught you ?

@sizzle_sarah And never accomplished a thing.

This dude has been in congress longer than I have been alive.