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Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave
Jacob Orth@JacobsVegasLife
Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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One man's Botticelli is another's Hieronymous Bosch
London Katılım Nisan 2014
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@mralistairgreen Can’t even get power plant day eggs any more. They call them “renewable energy substation chocolate orbs” nowadays
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What’s everyone doing for power plant day? We never do much in our house so probably just a chilled one with family. Maybe a bond film in the afternoon with a bit of carrot cake. 👍
Jake Tapper 🦅@jaketapper
Latest message to Iranian leaders from President Trump: @realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…
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The McDonald’s on my local high street has more security at the weekend than all of the pubs combined
Catherine Warr@HiddenYorkshire
mcdonald's in the past couple of years (in the uk at least) has gone for this very weird marketing choice where they've moved away from a family-friendly image to instead targeting 13 year olds in tracksuits who listen to dril and go to maccies after school
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Starting the year by watching slightly old music videos and commenting “who’s here in 2026? 😝”
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@sid_lambert Touch of class there from Mario Melchiot, fair play 👏
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TELLY GOLD: Karl Fletcher’s testimonial at Harchester.
Not a dry eye in the house at The Dragon’s Lair.
Legend.
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@tonycarroll14 @hwgreenroompod That’s weird, a boy and 2 men seeing boys 2 men. How bizarre.
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@FreddyQuinne My local supermarket has a chocolate one called ‘gingerbread non-binary person of colour (they/them)’ My blood is boiling 😡
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What a fucking man, this bloke was Mr Charlton.
Headphones Norm you will be missed at The Valley and away games.
My thoughts are with your family and friends ❤️
RIP to one of our own Headphones Norm 🙏🏻❤️ #OneOfOurOwn #cafc
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Can’t wait for one of the biggest comics in the world to come over and perform to an empty tent because everyone’s in the sweaty mong tent watching a fat topless manc lick quavers off a smelly autist
Dead Men Talking@DeadMenTalkPod
🚨 DEADMEET26 TICKETS ARE OUT NOW 🚨 And we’d like to introduce to you our Friday night headliner… MICHELLE WOLF One of the biggest, baddest, darkest, funniest killers on the planet! Get your tickets right now 👇
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