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@BostonMassUSA Very gneiss

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@bcapr_isa_Moron @BostonMassUSA @piwoseksual I am interested

@BostonMassUSA @piwoseksual @WorldAroundEwe you might be interested in this

@fesshole I'd have made it into a pencilcase

My then gf's pet rat died; she didn't have a garden so asked to bury it in mine. I told her where was a good spot, left a spade out, and she did it while I was at work. Unfortunately it wasn't very deep so my cat dug it up and ate it. We're now married and she must never know.

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I bet there's some MASSIVE starfish

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Is tit too aggressive?

Designed another shirt

Showing my Wing Piece

@WorldAroundEwe You're fit, that's the troof

You ever listened to Troof Seeking?

Look at this

Because we know that toilet roll exists, that means we know that toilet didn't exist. Which HAS to mean at some point when they were trying to promote toilet roll there was at least one guy saying "oh look at mr clean arse. Mr I Think I'm Too Good For Walking Around With A Sticky Arsecrack"

@WhiteLionII1 Thats nuts

Apartment to rent for R45’000 per month in Cape Town excluding water, electricity and WiFi.

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@WorldAroundEwe I'm in

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1 shouldn't be doing that with her walking stick in public so I would assume she is mental and possibly a danger. 2 is heavily pregnant but she can hold on to the dangle thing above. 3 has only his crutches to hold him up, so you have to assume he hurt himself out of stupidity because he is refusing to use any of the safety apparatus in the bus. 4 has a bar to hold on to. However, if I gave up my seat I would look like a lunatic because they have enough empty seats behind them which would comfortably seat them all. They would be thinking "why does this fella want me to sit in his pre-warmed chair, what's he done to it?" And I would be met with an acceptable level of suspicion. The angle of the photograph also implies that I am also not in a chair if the vehicle is symmetrical which they often are, this means I would be lying to them about the possibility of a seat.

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