Tom Reddy

Geordie shore quotes are so deep it makes me cry

Red Stripe is lush

Wearing my Christmas jumper next friday..just to be a awkward cunt

Mystery pair of socks found in me car, tweet #ReddysMysterySocks for a chance to win!

Whats the point of building a career, you gan to graft keep ya head doon then gan oot and get mortal, everything else is a bonus

If a had a snowman who came alive like in the cartoon ad gan oot with him on a mad one till one of us melted

'Nah a can't do overtime tommorow morning i've got too much going on'..he lied through his fucking teeth

@ByersLewis shut up ya daft cunt al pagger yi all owa

@nickyhogarth after 3 name your favourite dinosaur don't think about it just do it...VELOCIRAPTOR

As far as film scraps go, Batman vs Banes up there like #brutal

Just beat a kid on fifa who didnt have any shots..like any, i'd trade the fucking game in if a was yee

"@TSBible: You've got to love Klopp. vine.co/v/OiWF9DKVrhV" what a fucking guy

@LeeFid12 Bayern, barca, chelsea, ajax, schalke, porto shaktar draw Thank youuuuu

@LeeFid12 cheeky acca from ketfred

Get in 250 big ones on the football, getting bleached with alcohol at the weekend

Imagine dying at work and coming back to haunt it for eternity, i'd be fucking sick

A magic show. Drake watches as the magician makes his beautiful assistant reappear, then sighs. "If only it were that easy," he mutters.

That was liquid football, come on Basel beat these bin-dipping cunts

Color by numbers used to be a frisk back in school

You couldn't pay is to watch shite like Mrs Browns boys over Christmas