Tom Green

Things I was supposed to do this weekend: Rest Recharge Things I did: Drank one million beers and almost die

@thfc_will @TunawithaCh Grow up

@TunawithaCh Not even Forest fans believe that

This Spurs and Nottingham Forest beef is becoming hilarious. Sorry spurs fans but Forest are and always have been a bigger football club. #THFC #NFFC

@JakeSee10 @TomRushworth woofter

@PremiershipYrs @TomRushworth need this

This mid 90s Leeds United away kit was a thing of beauty. #LUFC

Theo Von describing meeting Conor McGregor at the Trump inauguration is incredible 🤣

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump It’s wild that you have an election and the winner doesn’t take office for another 2 months

No bills should be passed Congress until Jan 20, when @realDonaldTrump takes office. None. Zero.

@BurnerWjp @TomRushworth

All-time Shooter story

@Singo93 People are retarded

We’ve seen trump in power before, no war in Eastern Europe, middle eastern countries signing peace deals with Israel, along with Iran and Korea behaving. Why are people concerned for “global security?”

@EuropeInvasions @TomRushworth

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

@Mappy6984 @TomRushworth

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fesshole @TomRushworth

I have a wheat allergy, the main side effect being my stomach blows up like a balloon to the point I can't button up my trousers. Sometimes I purposefully eat something wheat based, so I can enjoy the farts the morning after, the pleasure outweighs the pain.

@Singo93 @zarahussain999 You do that on nights out

@zarahussain999 We should throw stones at them as punishment

@Jake_Crozier His highlight was at 10 seconds in

Get him in the squad Gareth

@JoshMarshh @Jake_Crozier @UTDTrey He’s worse than meslier

@Jake_Crozier @UTDTrey Yeah not good, can’t think of another top keeper who’s done so many 🤣

This video just ruined my day so I thought I’d ruin yours too😭

@AlexBehunin @TomRushworth

I cannot stop watching 😂😂😭😭😭 Bro had a nightmare in his Uber

@Singo93 Yeah can’t wait for that, proper buzzing

Can’t wait for the day these “just stop oil” protesters turn up at Bristows heliport and a bunch of smoggy scaffs kick ten bells out of them 😂

@thfc_will @kdkilbane77 Joke

@kdkilbane77 Are you joking? Surely this has to be a joke.

People may question the tweet or the timing of it but it’s not just “black or brown people” who share Trevor’s opinion on the monarchy. Those calling for him to be sacked are ridiculous.

@Bruhtaro_2131 @TomRushworth

Yeah I would kill myself after this