Tom Starkey

Any recommendations for a good Strawberry Daquiri on the Gaza Strip?

@PaulHowkins92 52 lucky Premier League Package holders, with 130,000+ loyalty points, will be picked at random, to sell their houses to fund his wages for a year, I've heard mate. Not really committed to the club, if you are not willing to do it and make your family homeless, are you?

It’s gonna be a long old summer when we’re being linked with Phil Foden and end up signing 33 year old Ross Barkley instead

If I see this on my timeline, 99 times out of 100, I'll watch it. The 1 other time, I'll have a good, long, hard think about it.... And then watch it twice.

@spud8550 I for one, am shocked, that you have not understood the joke here

@Tom_Starkey3 And just let me know where I said any of that ?

*Insert Championship club* have signed Erling Haaland... Luke Spud: "Average player, doesn't occupy defenders effectively, like Ellis Simms. Also still prefer Bassette, running around like a coked up honey badger. Trust Doug King"

@PaulHowkins92 People make me laugh mate, the truth is, majority of people have seen KKH play twice, against us last season. One of which, he got pulled after 65 minutes, after having a shocker 😂 He might be a top signing and as good as MVE, but we need to actually see him play first

Seeing a lot of tweets about how well we’ve recruited etc, KKH is a downgrade on MVE but a great deal if we make £10m profit of it, Callum Doyle is needed but unrealistic and first things first, we’re not getting anywhere near the automatics unless we sign a 20 goal striker #PUSB

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 That's not the point, I've already said that he won't leave Southampton. I don't care about how much money he's on, I'm not his accountant! The point I'm arguing is, you said you hypothetically wouldn't sign him, because he only scored 6 goals last season, which is stupid as fuck

@Tom_Starkey3 @mattt22321990 Tell me one good reason why he would come to us?

Our fans absolutely astonish me. They want us to replace a man who’s scored 31 goals for us with Adam Armstrong who’s scored 6 goals this season in 39 games who earns 60k a week or Callum Wilson who’s scored 1 goal this season in 21 games and is on 46k a week #PUSB

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 Yes, because I'm the one missing key information, from this argument 😂

@Tom_Starkey3 @mattt22321990 I also mentioned his weekly wage unless you missed that part.

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 No it wasn't 😂 You were saying that you wouldn't sign Adam Armstrong, because he only scored 6 goals last season (half in the Prem) and were comparing it to Wright's scoring record, over his entire Coventry career 😂

@Tom_Starkey3 @mattt22321990 My whole point was it was an unrealistic example to use of let’s go and get him.

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 You're right Luke, he probably won't come to us, you know why? Because a team like Southampton, with promotion aspirations, will be delighted using his services, as a proven 20 goal a season Championship striker 😂

@Tom_Starkey3 @mattt22321990 Why would he come to us?

@spud8550 @mattt22321990 Why are you acting like Wright scored 31 goals, in one season?😂 He scored 12 league goals last year Luke, which is great, considering he was injured for 3 months, but let's not try and pretend that Armstrong, isn't a proven Championship goalscorer, with multiple 20+ goal seasons

@mattt22321990 And if we were to sell a Striker with 31 goals me personally I would want someone who has scored more than 6 goals this season.

@JoeCov8 @PaulHowkins92 All 21 goals that got us to the playoffs!! And regardless, the original question is, who would win out of the 22/23 team and our team now, so are you saying that Simms is a better player?

You won’t believe the vote count for this one… In 22/23 we had two Europa league standard players in Hamer and Gyokeres, now only maybe Van Ewijk and Wright even get near the pitch to play for a West Ham/Wolves

@SamDigger5 @PaulHowkins92 On what basis? Genuinely interested?

@Tom_Starkey3 @PaulHowkins92 Individually Hamer / Gyokeres are better than what we have now - although Rudoni is getting up there. But this years Team / Squad is way better than the 22/23 team.

12 games into the season and not even in the relegation zone, with comfortably the worst squad in the league.... what a baffling decision

@JamesFisher10 @SteveBoxman Shakespeare of our time 😭

@SteveBoxman @Tom_Starkey3

How can you not like Daniel Dubois? 😅 #boxing

@SuppressedSikh @JamesFisher10 😭😭

@SamEaton92 @PaulHowkins92 @Coventry_City Didn't have a Champions League Hat-trick, against Man City, on my bingo card 3 years ago, I can tell you that 😂

@PaulHowkins92 @Tom_Starkey3 @Coventry_City It’s almost like we knew how good he could be

✍ TRANSFER: We are delighted to announce the singing of striker Viktor Gyökeres from Brighton & Hove Albion! #PUSB ➡ bit.ly/36uh6yN

@PaulHowkins92 Nobody works harder, than this blokes agent 😂

Genuinely can’t remember the last time I started a new series and this guy wasn’t one of the main characters in it