Tom Toman

Dear scammers with profile pics of gorgeous (mostly) Asian women: please, stay away and don't waste time on me. 😘

@ChartNerdTA Naaa... I sold them all and bought the Zghizdinaghdalloweghion (ZHDZGDWGH) token. They say it will go up from $0.0000752 to $682,952.07 on April the 1st 😎💪

Who's Still Holding $XRP...

@CryptoXAiMan If you want us to take u serious, first of all, talk f*ing NORMAL, okay? You're not an actor playing some SF monster, for god's sake! 🤷🙄🤦‍♂️

🚨10,000 XRP Will Be IMPOSSIBLE To Own! (15X XRP PRICE PREDICTION!)🚨 10,000 XRP costs about $13,000 today, but can be worth over $200,000 — and this is why XRP can 15X to reach Bitcoin's market cap by 2027. If you hold any $XRP, you NEED to see this!🔥 #XRP #Ripple #Crypto #Bitcoin #Altcoins

@Matt_Pinner Wait till 10th time, then open a marriage school. 👍😎

Do you have any advice for a man about to get married for the 5th time?

@otokyo__ Boo

Need a girl name with only 3 letters. Cute, simple, and not too unusual. What would you pick?

@bitchonx01 When 2.7cm shrinks to 2.3cm 🤷🙈

Most embarrassing moment during sex?

Let a cute fish per day drive your worries away! He's singing this song: open.spotify.com/track/4LOYH4An…

@sandeep33964718 Both. But more like hobbies. 👍🤩

@Tom_Toman I'd like to know if you're a musician or an artist?

Let a cute fish per day drive your worries away! His wife's name is Karen... 😱

@sandeep33964718 Thank you very much. 👍🤗

@Tom_Toman I love your creations; they're so vibrant and adorable, they really help dispel any bad moods.

@BellaBaddie__ Debbie Does Dallas 🤩 Not official, but it's there! 😎🙊

Name the most re-watchable movie in history

@pepsi Beer + s*x 🍺🙊

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@PaulGoldEagle If it doesn't turn out as you wrote, you will delete your profile, deal? 👍

🚨 RUMORS 🚨 BlackRock reportedly preparing to file for an $XRP ETF as early as tomorrow. 👀 Insiders claim discussions with regulators are already underway. MASSIVE if true.

@Bird_XRPL Because a flat Earth would split apart under the weight of $10,000.40 per token. 🤷😱

Why is XRP only worth $1.40 per token? Wrong answers only

@TaraBull And then there are those of us who went into IT... 🤦‍♂️😤😭

A whatacial?

@UziCryptoo Yep! Typical GOLDDIGGER's standards... 🤷🤦‍♂️🤢

6 levels of income: Poor: Under $5,000/month Stable: $15,000/month Middle class: $25,000/month Upper-middle: $40,000/month Very comfortable: $60,000/month Rich: $200,000/month Do you agree?

@WallStreetMav Finally a smart husband. 😎👍

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@igvolow @cyanidejunkie @vxylily Exactly! 🤦‍♂️😭

@cyanidejunkie @Tom_Toman @vxylily “Do today's kids even know what a stick is?”—George Carlin

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@stlrbamafan @vxylily Yep... Spears, rocks, grumpy wifes... 🤷😇😈😂

@Tom_Toman @vxylily You had spears? We threw rocks at them. 😁

@cyanidejunkie @vxylily Here in Slovenia some wood has been brought by the aliens before it was invented. 😎👽

@Tom_Toman @vxylily Now I know you’re lying… wood wasn’t invented until last August.

@markinzeroland @vxylily Not all the time. Sometimes I had to fight with dyno with my own fists. 🤷💪😎

@Tom_Toman @vxylily Wow! You had spears!?