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@Postsemreh You're right, but it usually works out the other way around for me. "We're already here, let's grab a couple chickens & make dinner easy tonight. "

Same reason a hot dog is $1.50 - come for the chicken, leave with far more.

@MaradaelESO If you have or get a switch 2, check out pokopia, you will love it.

I'm playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Exporers of Sky rn. I'm playing Charmander and my partner is Totodile. I'm paralysed and watching Totodile use water gun on a Parasect, which if you dont know heals it instead of harming it. I've been paralysed for 5 turns 🥲

Our most impressive and realistic Worms design to date... 🪱

There will be no WW3. They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

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(the slightest inconvenience befalls me) ugh i don't have the mana to deal with this

I'm being yelled at by a sparrow rn for some reason. I suspect it's because the dead shrubs in my front yard that birds hung out in got removed yesterday lol

the rumours are true. it is my birthday. in honour of this, please go find and look at a dog today

@byelacey Happy Birthday 🎂

@MaradaelESO Let that baby play some games!

do u have any games on ur phone #fallout76

@Yayree1 No that's pretty accurate. My 12 year old likes to make bead bracelets, and she wears them all at once from her wrist to her elbows. Plus arm warmers, a belt, earrings, and anything else that's handy.

The sims 4 when aging up kids to teens: lets put every single accessory we can on the sim

@MaradaelESO Yes. Also, squiggle my toes when I'm fidgety. I think it's because it's not as noticeable, so I wouldn't get in trouble for it when I was young.

Anyone else self sooth by rubbing their feet together?

@MaradaelESO Happy Birthday 🎂

Birthday cake get.

@MaradaelESO No, because instant coffee is nasty. I do sometimes microwave the water for my tea though, so feel free to ignore my opinion

Do you ever heat up a mug of milk in the microwave and add like 2-3 spoons of instant coffee and call it a meal?

@MaradaelESO /hugs ❤️

Why do I feel like crying? It's been a good day

@MaradaelESO Period incoming?

@MaradaelESO No, they're yummy! Especially with some sausage gravy 😋

In New Zealand we call cookies "biscuits" and my entire time knowing of this meme I thought they were making cookies and not these scone wannabes. I hate it.

the knight, princess and dragon situationship ⚔️🐲👸