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@LiamPaulCanning Maguire.

Who was your MOTM?

The world failed you.

@samuelluckhurst De Ligt unreal.

#mufc always have an obligation to quicken the heart rate. That win has to be a turning point. United were phenomenal in the first half and gutsy in the final 15 minutes. Fernandes and Mbeumo were terrific.

@seeley_nigel Can you follow for DM?

@Tomasome Yeah

If any of my followers are in New York I have a spare ticket (good block) for Oasis on Monday at Met Life.

@rioferdy5 Wrong! That’s New Jersey!

2 hours sleep & we move… Live from NYC 🇺🇸

@mattft @MurrayHillGuy1 “Ex BCG, Deloitte”, lol… what a loser

@MurrayHillGuy1 + had no idea Palestine existed until 2 years ago, but now makes it their entire identity

Zohran Voter Starter Pack: • FUPA (if female) • Scrawny bird arms (if male) • Multiple shitty tattoos • No understanding of economics • Dad pays rent for apartment in Bushwick • Pretends to like PBR • On SSRIs • Parents live in CT, North Jersey, or The Hamptons • Doesn’t use deodorant • Wants to defund the police but will call the police when a homeless person tries to push them in front of a subway train

@BarstoolPAT @Delta It’s a fucking plane, not a day spa you dope

If your child is screaming on a flight (that’s late with no AC and hasn’t taken off yet @Delta) show it a fucking phone. Brain rot the baby on TikTok until it’s quiet. Is that too much to ask?

@BillSimmons @FDSportsbook Nobody calls Minnesota Sports teams “Minny” (which stands for the city only)

I like Minny at home (brutal sked spot for LA after Fri. night), Boston with an FU win in Orlando, and Indy bouncing back in Milwaukee cuz they’re better. A 4-leg parlay on @FDSportsbook just for fun. —Minn / Indy / Bos all win —Tatum 10+ rebounds That’s +921 on @FDSportsbook

@celticbars A top pub too. Get there early.

O'Gilin's Irish Pub, Lisbon shows all our games. celticbars.com/celtic-bar/ogi…

Thanks for inviting me on the #1 sports pod!

Playoff berth clinched ✅ mnvkn.gs/playoffs2024

@YahooFantasy @scott_pianowski Tracy, BTJ or Sincere in .5 PPR?

SEND US YOUR LINEUP QUESTIONS!!! (@scott_pianowski will answer as many as he can)

@Wexboy_Value 🤑

$GOOGL up +5.3% today & just a few % off its #alltimehigh here... finance.yahoo.com/quote/GOOGL/ ...and has been consistently a Top 1/2 portfolio hldg for me since 2017: wexboy.wordpress.com/2017/03/16/so-…

.@Vikings offense is unstoppable today. #BaldysBreakdowns

@henrywinter All you have to look at is how FSG completely hesitated and fumbled the situation with Mookie Betts, who was equally as popular and successful with the Red Sox, and, was then traded to the Dodgers. It set them back 10 years and they are doing the same thing with Salah.

The gamble for Liverpool’s board is not in giving Mo Salah, a supremely fit and dedicated 32-year-old, a new contract close to what he may want in length/finance. The gamble for Liverpool would be in trying to find a Moneyball replacement who can come anywhere close to Salah's combination of brilliance, popularity, role model status and performance (167 goals, 75 assists in 275 PL appearances; this season, 10 goals, 6 assists in 12 PL). FSG aren't stupid. Salah's numbers demand he be kept. Liverpool's pursuit of trophies demands he be kept, let alone the fans' love for a special player and person. Surely some compromise can be reached with an even more performance-related deal. If Salah does fade at 34/35, Liverpool can still sell him to Saudi. #LFC

@famouscampaigns @Ciaran_O @tomfgoodwin

Brilliant organ donation AD spotted in the New York subway 😍 💡LiveOnNY

Heading into the week seeing the Vikings are 4-0…

@LocktoMinny @pdawg2222 😂

@BillSimmons Talent

This was the worst pass of Week 3 and the announcers glossed over it — it’s like a bad high school QB throw. The QB misses him by 8 feet. They need to have the Lawrence convo. It’s his 53rd start. This is his 8th straight loss. What’s missing?