Tom Hagen

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Tom Hagen

Tom Hagen

@Tomfuckeries

Not a lawyer (yet). Wartime Consigliere. Repeal the 16th amendment. 2x kidney stone survivor.

Small City, USA Katılım Eylül 2011
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muzzy hamilton
muzzy hamilton@muzzygoesham·
@HeHateMe2_0 You’d need to make 2740 free throws a day every day to even make $1m
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Royalist Weeb🇻🇦
Royalist Weeb🇻🇦@RoyalistW·
Suicide is an act I can not understand If you have given up on life then there is no reason to fear death much less anything else. Quite your job, wander the world, live in the woods, etc, etc. You might as well risk it all if you’re ready to throw it all away anyhow.
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Tom Hagen
Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
@coldcallsniper If you told me in 2013 this woulda have happened I woulda said "what does mog mean? oopa ganghem style!"
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gab🪬
gab🪬@gimmbie13·
@enemybitchy Any law school advice? Hoping to go this fall
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Karen, Esq.
Karen, Esq.@enemybitchy·
I started law school the same year my chud cousin graduated cop school & I was telling him how much reading I was going to have to do and he was sincerely like “oh you don’t need to tell me about it, they made us read a law book *this thick* in academy” and literally did this: 🤏
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Cale@Old_Newspaper·
@MoneyFolder5 If you told me I had to relive any year of my practice, even my worst ones, I’d be annoyed but generally fine. If you told me I had to relive 1L year I’d ask if the gulag was an option.
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
Narrator: this week on How It's Made, Aluminum Foil! Me: oh this should be interesting Narrator: yea we kinda just smash aluminum a bunch of times until it's really thin.
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Alex Su
Alex Su@heyitsalexsu·
Tech Bros: Lawyers are all going to be replaced, all legal work will be done by AI without supervision AI without supervision:
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
@NedricksNuts Make them go expose a professor in the middle of lecture as a child predator... no actual proof necessary.
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
@lilgrapefruits Yea but I wouldn't want a full one. Would you be open to sharing?
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zou bisou bisou where are you
zou bisou bisou where are you@lilgrapefruits·
when you show your partner season 7 of mad men for the first time it’s important to plant little seeds like “man that coca cola sure does look refreshing”
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
McDonald's advertising the Big Mac is only $7
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Dillon Cheverere
Dillon Cheverere@DCheverere·
You're laughing? The ASU frat leader turned out to be a GDI and you're laughing?
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
@NUCLRGOLF 1st tee box. Buddy smokes one into the houses ~100 yards down. We timely yell "FORE." Went looking for it. Woman comes out holding it, "here it is. I appreciate you yelling 'fore', a lot of people don't. I keep those." This is the way.
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NUCLR GOLF
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·
🏡🏌️Do you agree with this sign? 🪧 (Via: 747WakeTurbulance/Reddit)
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Tom Hagen@Tomfuckeries·
Wife: *rambling* Me: what? Wife: are you even listening to me? Me: no Wife: then what did I say?
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