Unless it's to deal with an emergency, the perpetrator of this criminally abysmal parking (blocking 85% of the Greenway) brings great and profound shame upon their family. @ShitChester
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Professional syntax manipulator. King of the midwives.
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Just popping back here to re-post this
Mike Nellis@MikeNellis
Please share this video of @Tim_Walz calling Elon Musk a "dipshit" before Twitter bans it 😆
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So another wonderful season of cricket comes to an end here in the UK.
Time to recap a few of the most village moments of the year. A thread —
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One more punt for this seasonal post: Yves Montand > Miles Davis > Irresistible Force
chris macmaster@chrismacmaster
Autumn Leaves open.substack.com/pub/junglistbr…
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But it was revealed that a runner 30 years younger than him has been placed on the island by mistake and is now trapped alone on the island with the presenter. A spokesman for the Channel said “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”
Scott Bryan@scottygb
Phillip Schofield is on a new Channel 5 series called “Castaway,” where a celebrity is abandoned on an island by themselves for ten days.
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BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?
ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that
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I am begging you to listen to the cyberpunk backing music in the home office's announcement they're banning katanas
Home Office@ukhomeoffice
🚨 Ninja swords are used by criminals to rob victims of their lives. There is only one course of action: ✅ Remove knives from the streets ✅ Tougher consequences for criminals ✅ Save lives
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[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder
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Babe get in here. The 20th Century Fox logo has a foreboding tint
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Win one of our limited @hikerdelic x @JoshPughComic t-shirts.
To enter, just RT.
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Winner announced Tuesday 9pm.
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