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@tonsmorecowbell hahaha perfect

@TommyAfters possible soundboard material

@lemon_hedz Mr Hedz could you please message me. Ben has given me his blessing to facilitate a meeting between him and Jeff and Id like to know who sent this DM so I can contact them. Thank you

Breaking news from discord. Jeff Dye agrees to go on Ben's show! A troll fan went into his Dms.

@sasimons You went back to transcribing paywalled episodes of History Hyenas?

@redrummarts They were all similar because the genius Jim Downey wrote with all of them. But Norm took it to the point of getting fired over the material (Downey went with him) so he deserves some additional praise

He lowkey did ape Dennis Miller. I feel like he's the only Weekend Update guy that gets any credit cause those are the only clips shared around here. He was good but Nealon and Miller had a similar schtick done as well

@Feldfrog Byron Allen is my sister's Godparent. Believe me, he doesn't need a show to prove how fun he is, he's a great guy. Maybe if you'd go on and be a little nice he'd lift you up like he's done for so many comics and get you an internship on the Weather Channel

@DPD_ Do you think Lorne or some CoS reps got involved on this one?

I get the whole conceit of Bringing Back The Glory Days, but anyone who has read Tina Brown’s or Graydon Carter’s memoirs (I’ve read both!) knows that they’d do just about anything before editing something already published to please a publicist.

@even_steven8tht He had a concussion bro

Maybe I’m too woke but I think it’s insane to even listen to an artist who released a song named “Heil Hitler” less than a year ago, let alone attend his concert.

@jacobin @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE Call me when the Chapo picture book for illiterate socialists drops

The @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE team has produced its first comic book anthology — a set of political fables for a system that increasingly resembles dystopian fiction: jacobin.com/2026/04/chapo-…

@FallonTonight Are we supposed to know what a "pinkity drinkity" is? Or why a stockbroker would be sharing one with "Zohran Mamdani," whoever the hell that is

It was so warm in New York City today, Jimmy saw a Wall Street stockbroker sharing a “pinkity drinkity” with Zohran Mamdani 🤣 #FallonTonight

It's the TV movie of the year - The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter! Starring Fyvush Finkel as Krusty the Clown.

@Kyla_Lacey He's always been revolutionary. Remember the skit "when the uber driver starts RAPPING in front of the females" ? Straight out of a third-wave feminism college course

Comedians are often political but I think Druski’s turn into more mirroring the far-right in a way that is so revolutionary it borders on activism, even dangerously so. I think it’s braver than many people realize.

@WillSloanEsq It's almost like you'd have to be severely mentally disturbed to subject yourself to all that for 7 days a week, 6 hours a day, for years on end

I admire Hasan Piker because he broadcasts to elevently billion streamers for a million hours a day and also has the entire DNC establishment constantly saying the worst things about him nonstop and still hasn't gone insane. If one person is mean to me I mope for a week.

@Awk20000 Thank you for transcribing it like it’s a discord chat so us young people can understand. U are def v chill for that

Vince Vaughn talks politics & hypocrisy of Hollywood with Theo Von “A lot of it got political..Hollywood is pretty much overly kind of a liberal place” -Theo “Ya, but not really..u know what I mean..it’s more like we’re smart & got it figured out & if u don’t agree, then ur an idiot..not liberal in the way that we think where it’s like hey its all groovy..that’s the pursuit of happiness, that’s cool..I think it’s changing now..I do think that there’s less control in some ways..but I also think that they put themselves in a corner with trying to please everybody” -V “There was a def a culture that if u didn’t agree with these ideas u were looked at as bad..they got rewarded for it (being political)..I don’t even know how much everyone even is informed on everything but they really like to get out there & do it..they’re hypocrites too a lot of the time like anybody is..but it’s a strange thing when u start going u know better than someone” -V (Via This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von)

@disclosetv @zerohedge Question: I’m 38, two convictions for weed possession on technicalities (I thought I was buying oregano): Can I still fight in a forever war?

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

STOP THE STEAL!

Watch as Lev Fer LOSES IT on cohost Tristan Bowling! Threatens to take gigs away and belittles the Joke WRLD newcomer of the year over comments made on After Tonight, the newest must watch comedy talk show on youtube!

Nothing says authentic late night comedy club vibes like splitting a coffee with Chelsea Handler

@tonsmorecowbell @scrowder @BenBankas 🔥

@scrowder @BenBankas @TommyAfters

Excited to have comedian @BenBankas on the show today. We’ll be discussing free speech, Canada, and cancel culture. Show starts at 11 AM ET! Don’t miss it.

@DPD_ The last ten years of his show have been a nightly celebration of the amazing genius that is Stephen Colbert, but it's become really puke-inducing since the announcement

Something weird is going on with “The Late Show” — a program that has become in large part a nightly celebration of how amazing Stephen Colbert is. I wrote about it

Crack is having its moment