Tom Burford

@WestHam Mystery Hammer is Slaven Bilic #mysteryhammer ⚒️⚒️

@RyanTlksFooty Well this didn’t show up on my feed until April 2nd. I nearly choked on my coffee! Phew!! 😂😂

⚒️ Summervile set to be out injured for the rest of the Season after Returning to Training to soon after a Knock that had seen him Sidelined for a number of games. This will really impact our Season losing Summervile is a big loss in such a crucial remainder of the Season... #WHUFC #APRILFOOLS

@Jo_Marney @Iromg @TheGreenParty I’d prefer it to my brain surgeon nodding off at work

If your brain surgeon turned up to work wearing a tracksuit and a baseball cap, you would lose faith in his competence. Same when a national politician turns up to work dressed like Andy Pandy’s sister. #HannahSpencer @TheGreenParty

@Hunty_S92 Freddie Kanoute, I was in the Bobby Moore Upper for that one

24 years since my very first West Ham game with me dad. Bonus point if you can name who scored the winner ⚒️⚒️

@philpott70 @QPR Just saw this on another site. This is what football is all about, all those logistical issues (we travel up to West Ham from Swindon every week so we got done as well) but you and your lad will only ever talk about that goal. I hope you had a smashing day despite the result 👍⚒️

Following @QPR we don't get many amazing moments but when Kone scores today well you can't buy that ! All trains cancelled to Cornwall tonight so £100 paddington premier inn it is and a day off school and work tomorrow, wouldn't change a thing ! Proud of our boys today 💙🤍💙 #Falmouthhoops

@HamImages This is class!

I drew all the kit manufacturers West Ham have had over the last few decades, just realised I missed Fila, is there anyone else? #COYI #WHUFC

@ExWHUEmployee He did really well against Swindon. Looked fantastic in the air and led the side brilliantly

👀👍⚒ patreon.com/thewesthamway

@TheBackPage Because famously you can’t smile if you have an injured neck. Or put your hand on someone’s shoulder

Oh look… It’s Viktor Hovland after a hard-earned half-point. Looks like he’s in a lot of discomfort too. Such BS. #RyderCup2025 #RyderCup

@sophielouisecc How can you be old enough to fight for your country, but not vote?

@sophielouisecc What about people in their 90s?

@RupertLowe10 What a snowflake. Free speech not OK when you don’t agree with it?

I have written to Tim Davie, Director-General of the BBC, calling on the broadcaster to withdraw future BBC coverage of Glastonbury.

@The_Forty_Four What’s he going to do if they go up?

Nathan Jones absolutely loves the cameras on him doesn’t he… Why’s he doing all that before the Full time whistle😂

@Hesfivefootfour “No YOU come on!!”

We have bigger issues, BUT, our players need to stop waving their arms around like cheerleaders to get the fans on side. Just simply play better.

This guy knows! Very refreshing to see!!

@LyndAshCC Fantastic! Is there anyone in particular I need to contact or speak with?

@TommyB47 Certainly could!

We still have the below dates available for Sunday friendlies home or away: 13th July, 31st August, 6th and 7th September. Get in touch ASAP if interested

Interesting…. from a party famous for not being able to find WhatsApp messages

BREAKING: We got added to Rachel Reeves’ emergency budget WhatsApp chat 🫢

@AndyRobsonTips Yea please 😁

I promise this is the last time I talk about Cheltenham mugs but I still have 20-30 to shift. To get your hands on one: • Subscribe to my Gem Bet email (link in the post below) • Comment on the pinned post below They deserve to go to a good home. Pinned post. 👇🏼

Calling all Cricket sides in the Winchester/Portsmouth/Southampton triangle! @HampshireCB