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Matthew Lillard really got cast in everything after being insulted by Tarantino 😂

The UK has been lightly been poking fun expats in the UAE & Dubai. The real issue is the threat Iran poses firing a missile at the UK.

Say what you want about Sydney Sweeney, one thing we can all agree on. She is a terrible actress. #TheHousemaid

I don’t know if ever ever been as disappointed in a Edgar Wright film as The Running Man. Who is to blame for this? #TheRunningMan

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Hmm. Am I lonely, or is this the peace I prayed for?

Just watched 28 years later, and I couldn’t stop thinking the zombie genitals we’re blurred out because it’s the UAE, but the blur was so large it was practically pointless. And there was definitely a conversation in a meeting room had about it. #28YearsLater

@dom_lucre The comments thinking that if the CIA were trying to recruit celebrities, they would take them ON A TOUR AROUND THE OFFICE. Their literal job is keeping secrets.

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS It has been revealed in the Diddy party trial that Hollywood actor Mike Myers was affiliated with the CIA. DailyMail states a former personal assistant to Diddy revealed she had once arranged a “private and confidential” CIA tour for Canadian actor Mike Myers a visit that included direct contact with Secret Service agents, CIA staff, and government officials. Myers reportedly toured the CIA’s headquarters in 2009, dined with agents, and expressed personal thanks for their service. His mother, the report notes, held security clearance with the British Royal Air Force during WWII.

AI has peaked

This season is gonna hit so much harder when I watch it back from the start. #TheLastOfUs #TheLastOfUs2

It must be heartbreaking to want to get into filmmaking because you love the art when you know studios want IP like MINECRAFT because it will make them 20x their revenue.

No one tells you that there will just be a day when you open your fridge and it’s filled with a balance of fresh veg, dairy, eggs and fruit you you realise you’re an actual adult.

Reminder that all people are allowed to vote. #DaredevilBornAgain

Has there ever been a voice more synonymous with a brand than Sean Bean and O2?

@Uncommonsince76 Twitter really is stupid people’s college

What I picture when think of 'My heart goes out to you'

If you swap out 'Racial Supremacy' for 'Supremecy of the wealthy', the Nazi party ideals are pretty much the same as they always have been.

Whenever you feel like you’re not up to it or not sure you’re good enough, remember 50 Cent rhymed ‘50 Cent’ with ‘Justin’.

Anora is the Chaos sequel to Uncut Gems

It’s insane to me that the owner of this platform tweets like the scary extremes of this platform.