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@TomzUnemployed

Used to trickshot now I’m homeless travelling the world

Katılım Aralık 2018
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pessoas caindo ou quase
A bicicleta do cara virou um destransforme kkkkkkkk
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@Gxlto @KSI forgot to write about the cheese
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Day 2581 of messaging @KSI for a video idea. Going alright. Doing okay. Let's keep at it.
Galeto@Gxlto

Day 2580 of messaging @KSI for a video idea. Would you look at that. For once in some time, the future looks bright. Pretty upset I don't have 5 lives.

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Cahair O'Kane@CahairOKane1·
Beautiful
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto Some laxative would help you shit yourself while laughing
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Galeto@Gxlto·
I will never kill myself. I'm sitting here at 12AM reading laxative reviews, and I'm just about to shit myself laughing.
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto Fast as foock
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Also twitter quality is dog ass for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Galeto@Gxlto·
So I tried making a cod edit for the first time in my life. Make sure to let me know how bad it is.
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
I just spent a night in jail because I smelled too bad
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NRM84@Mappy6984·
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Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·
Where did that deer even come from?😭😭
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Football Fights
Football Fights@Footballfights·
When a Just Stop Oil protestor invaded the pitch at Goodison park and then an Everton fan ran onto the pitch too to beat him up... 😭👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Ever had a wonderful conversation with yourself in your head and then something distracts you and you can't remember what the fuck you were pondering about?
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Out of Context Human Race
Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·
Me: “At least things can't get any worse” Things:
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto Not many because my shit is heavy as fuck so gravity will work as a magnet and suck it out before I know it
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Future viral trend How many ❓️ People 💁‍♂️ CAN YOU Text 📱 While HAVING a Fat TURD 💩HANGING From the Edge 🏔 of YOUR Asshole 🍑
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chloo 웃
chloo 웃@imchloo__·
this fucking video
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto I honestly can't believe how your brain can come up with such things
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Galeto@Gxlto·
"What's your background?" "My parents are Blasian and Nordic Middle-Eastern, but I grew up in the Philippines and dedicated my life to learning the history of native tribes in Mexico. I also have multiple PhDs in Sanskrit and practice Mongolian throat singing when I take a shit"
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Galeto@Gxlto·
With the global population growth and availability of knowledge, I think the future will become scarily multi-cultural. We have European and Asian communities in the US, but what about reverse cultural adaptation? I wanna see the first Texan country man to speak fluent Bangla.
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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto @KSI Still not showing up
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Day 2301 of messaging @KSI for a video idea. New avi new me. Avi not showing up for some reason. This month just started phenomenally. Life in the mainland can be amazing. We're gonna have to break the news tomorrow.
Galeto@Gxlto

Day 2300 of messaging @KSI for a video idea. Everything is lining up perfectly. I literally remember 100 days ago like it was yesterday. Let's make this the best century in daycount history.

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tom@TomzUnemployed·
@Gxlto @lidl How much did you get it for?
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Galeto@Gxlto·
Holy shit @lidl I got the oatmeal that was on discount, and the inside of my ass looks like the works of Josef Mengele
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Crazy Clips
Crazy Clips@crazyclips_·
Life finds a way
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