Tony Mau

@Xfinity Seems crazy customers only have access to a website bot and can't visit with a live human. Can you Tweet me back with a working email?

@dannykanell Bravo Coach. Showing a little class & humility is good for the soul

Take 4 minutes out of your day and watch this. And learn from it. And while you’re at it show your children. Our society needs more of this mindset and a whole lot less of what we currently see.

@J_Mau2 butt tattoo here I come

I’m going to vomit. My fantasy teams are shot

@J_Mau2 was it cold?

Red Rocks is the coolest concert venue on the planet

@TSNSteveLloyd @McIlroyRory thanks for being the Real Deal. You're an inspiration to our children.

Rory’s Sky Sports interview just before his NBC interview.

@J_Mau2 XL is tight on me too🤭

Spent most of my life being that scrawny kid everyone saw. Just bought a brand new XL t shirt and it fits too tight. Growth is a process 😤

@J_Mau2 AMEN

THE LEFT LANE IS A PASSING LANE NOT A LEISURE LANE. SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.

.@senatorrounds, please protect franchise small businesses in our state and oppose the PRO Act!

.@SenJohnThune, please protect franchise small businesses in our state and oppose the PRO Act!

@J_Mau2 I could get you buzzed with a pint of blood

I’m 37 days sober and my body has no idea what is going on

Left lane for 50 miles at 80.5 mph. Should we call Guinness?

@ohhyoubetcha @CharlieBerens Me & Todd Norby for the 80's decade

Guys in a small town bar: Feat. @CharlieBerens

@J_Mau2 Because your Dad is old and can't figure out how to copy this pic send it to me the old fashion way

The Bellz were ringin, we were all singin, and now my liver is stingin. Congratulations to the Belling’s on their big day. instagram.com/p/B4sNRGAAWgO/…

@J_Mau2 3 & 1/3 That lowers the cost of beatings to $50K/year. There's always an up side

Grad school is extremely similar to paying someone $165,000 to just beat the absolute piss out of you for 3 years

Had the privilege of playing Minnehaha Country Club. It is in great shape and ready for the #Sanford-international. Best of luck to @BernhardLanger6 (from the guy in the Denver airport)

@J_Mau2 Hang in there Bud. I made it 6 years. Glad to see both of you this weekend

A little part of me dies every time that I have to say goodbye to Taylor

@J_Mau2 That's why you drink in the backyard at home

Basically paid to go to Las Vegas for a crippling hangover

@J_Mau2 How can you possibly sit through that every night?

Here’s a below average video of an above average sunset

#GMSF. Great message from Mayor Paul

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