Dixon Butts

@Jameshay1231 @MidwestGolfJake That’s just bc you don’t hit it far

@MidwestGolfJake Pat 5s shouldn't be hit in two. Don't know why people seem to think that they should be.

Watching the ANWA was a good reality check for those of us (i.e. most of us) with swing speeds 100 mph or less. These are the yardages the 4 par 5s played at the ANWA today. -Hole 2 (Pink Dogwood): 515 yards -Hole 8 (Yellow Jasmine): 480 yards -Hole 13 (Azalea): 455 yards -Hole 15 (Firethorn): 475 yards For the vast majority of golfers, these are the distances par 5s need to be to be reached in 2 shots. While we're at it, a driveable par 4 for the vast majority of golfers is 260 yards or less. I know this is X where everyone hits it 330. But if you're following me, you know I don't hit it that far. The best thing for my game has been being realistic about my distances and playing tees that are challenging yet still give me a chance to take a few shots on.

@_drlewdprude You’re clearly being sensitive lmao. Memphis is a POS and everyone knows it x.com/kingtisemedia/…

Keeping it a buck, Lebron was wrong as hell. But anybody who has been to Memphis knows what he means. And honestly, my only issue with what he was said was the fact he was saying it to white men.

@MidwestGolfJake Didn’t realize she was a rocket

I'll admit, I replied to a post yesterday and made a joke. I feel kinda bad about my joke now. Does this statement change your opinion on the slow play incident from yesterday? I feel bad for her for sure. I sympathize even. But I still think it should be a penalty.

@MyGolfSpy Yeahhhhhh… you wouldn’t catch me dead wearing sketchers golf shoes

Q: What are the absolute MOST comfortable golf shoes? It's a question we get all the time So we put Skechers, FootJoy, Payntr, TRUE and more to the ultimate test. Here are your winners 🏆 buff.ly/PpPgNPb

@ArcRaiderAlerts Oh so only from this morning?? 😂

ARC Raiders faced a server issue earlier today, so Embark is returning players' their lost loadouts. W devs, W game!

@RobbyBerger @Cutsysays I assume he was about to say “I told him I was going to shoot good for the GOAT” or something along those lines but got embarrassed halfway through the sentence and didn’t know how to pivot haha

I’ve watched this clip a zillion times. Never seen the D man at a complete loss for words like this. Unbelievable @Cutsysays

@goblue5725 @DubbaliciousB @NUCLRGOLF @Morning_Blitz Obviously it’s sound advice but it’s like yeah no shit?? Kind of advice

@DubbaliciousB @NUCLRGOLF @Morning_Blitz I understand this is in jest, but it's sound advice. How many times have you hit a par 5 in 2 from 230 out? If you try that shot and fuck it up you're headed for a double. If you hit 7 iron/wedge you probably hit the green faster.

🚨🏌️⛳️ #GOLF TIP: Will Zalatoris shares his expert advice on how to lower your handicap ✅ (Via: @Morning_Blitz)

@Sp3akerboxxer @ArcRaidersInfo And let’s maybe not put an attachment that there isn’t a BP for.. (the grip?

@ArcRaidersInfo Why a compensator and not a muzzle brake

Currently the BEST weapon & attachments for PVP players in Arc Raiders 😳

@MidwestGolfJake You’re a DFW guy aren’t you?

This forecast makes me sad. But at least we'll have a Masters to watch in the middle there. May have to start building an Ark too.

@Top100Rick @RenitentHat5269 Rick.. Supporting the rollback is the most feminine take I’ve seen you have to date

@RenitentHat5269 Sure but is that ideal? So many old courses have no space and will be left obsolete.

Are you ready to lose some driver distance? In 2030 you will be. If you hit driver 220 yards you will lose 4.5 yards. An elite pro like Rory will lose 12 yards. This ball rollback is a start, but imo not nearly enough. Rory going from 325 to 315 won’t change almost anything. Which means another rollback or tech change will have to come. IMO they should just do more all at once. Rip off the bandaid. Great stuff from Golf Digest. Full read in next post.

@TheMac37902140 @FactsAboutTexas Valid. I am a big fan of Southlake as well

@TonySoprano1973 @FactsAboutTexas No, but it was when I bought my home there in ‘92. Then boom!

What is your favorite SMALL TOWN in TEXAS?

@TheMac37902140 @FactsAboutTexas We’re considering Southlake a small town these days? 😂

@FactsAboutTexas Southlake

@EricElemen @tractor_owner @TheFirstonTV It’s not speed. Based on the stories of Trump working around the clock at such a high level, for this many years the amount of speed that’d require would have stopped his heart by now..

@tractor_owner @TheFirstonTV Trump gets pumped full of speed when he needs to go Probably same with Biden, I recall one primary debate he was very coherent

JOE BIDEN: “In beer brew here... Huh ish issah use to make the brew beer here.. Issh Weer-fining... Oooooh Earth Rider... Thanks for the Great Lakes!”

@dvnprt317 @NUCLRGOLF @GOLF_com Less than Nike but still a lot. The difference is his Malbon deal includes equity

@NUCLRGOLF @GOLF_com Whatever they’re paying him must be a LOT but it isn’t near enough.

🚨🏌️🦜 #LOOK — Jason Day appears set to embark on a bird watching expedition when he arrives at Augusta National, as he’s scheduled to sport several unique fits from Malbon Golf 👀 (H/T @GOLF_com)

@JayJayH_MD @GolfDigest 1. He does know.. doesn’t mean he isn’t going to try. 2. “Small show” 😂

@GolfDigest Shows you how much this guy knows about ANGC. They don’t give a damn about your little podcast or show or whatever it is. 🤡

Pat McAfee revealed he made multiple attempts to host his show at the Masters. Read more: glfdig.st/KF7750YBZm4

@MyGolfSpy It’s shit like this that you randomly post that makes people say “hmmm, they clearly have brands in their pocket. Is anything they post unbiased? Can I trust anything they post?”

I don't think I'm supposed to show you this... Kirkland Signature is set to release a zero-torque putter for UNDER $100. Take a look before legal makes me take this down: buff.ly/FahCZJF

@freddydoubles Bro are you retarded? Their caption clearly says it’s something a listener sent in.. they’re a sports podcast, they aren’t claiming to be good golfers. Tf do you care for 😂

If foreplay isn’t bad enough for you, here’s three guys who have played a combined 36 holes of golf in their life making some rule changes. Sick.

@TurtleTown20778 @NUCLRGOLF Did you hit your head too many times skateboarding?

@NUCLRGOLF Race to the bottom... all for more likes on YouTube. Sad days for golf are ahead it seems.

🚨🏌️😲 #BREAKING — YouTube golf mega-star, Grant Horvat has accepted a special invite to play in The Masters. Will Grant make the cut?

@dgph420 @NUCLRGOLF It’s an April fools joke you boomer, go back to bed

@MEmerson_19 @NUCLRGOLF It’s April fools you shit brain

@NUCLRGOLF Ok this is wrong, random events are fine but this ridiculous