Your BBQ dad 🍔

Might fuck around and go to Alaska later this year.

This anime con sucks. Nobody has even tried to sell me ketamine in the bathroom yet.

@haylchatte I mean yeah, that's the point.

@TonyVelocity Let her lord over you, worthless human.

Oh God I just realized having a new phone means I can take good photos of my figures. It's all over. This is my life now.

I knew about aliens being real ever since I was 15. I heard the hidden track at the end of Lateralus for the first time while half asleep and almost shit myself.

@Bob_of_Skull @SixoTF I was thinking the same thing, and I'm so glad there's more of us out there.

@SixoTF I want this guy repainted in G2 Cyber Jet colors so bad.

I get it's not from the film in this case, but it's not like transforming exo-suits are anything new, of course

Best fucking update.

Do they still sell Kool-Aid powder in Canada? Can't find those little packets anywhere.

@commentiquette I'm so blasted right now that I thought this was real, and they were coming for me next even though I'm in Canada.

Um I just got arrested for having cheech and chong gummies I thought these things were 100% legal

@lindsfights They're in Vancouver for sure. Dunno why Vegas doesn't have them, though. Seems pretty backwards.

@TonyVelocity WHAAAAT!!! I need this so bad!! I was just in vegas and didn't see any like this so next time I'm there I'm gonna hunt one of these down 🤠✨

slot machines don't even have the fun pull handle anymore..... we used to be a proper country

@lindsfights Finally, someone gets it! Ruining peoples days with that shit.

@TonyVelocity honestly it was physically revolting keep ur toes to your damn self 🥴😭

put your goddamn bare feet away if you're in an airport??? were some people raised by an actual garbage can

I love Vito, but when I take my meds, he disappears.