Merchant of Depth
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Merchant of Depth
@TooLiveKrew
Despite all my Sunday learning, towards the bad, I kept on turning #TheHag
Katılım Kasım 2011
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@turnt_anon Shoot, I missed this, but 31-30 Eagles. Ask @TooLiveKrew if you need reassurance in that guess being pregame.
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I get jealous watching the 49ers play football
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It’s the Pilot G-2, so quit askin
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚@Chris_Grosse
OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)
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@turnt_anon You would think they should know where you’re headed
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I am on a plane and the 60 year old couple next to me is taking selfies and asking “so where ya headed?”
It’s 5 AM please stop
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@turnt_anon I don’t see any other answer other than cancel the life events
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Barber is out sick today and I have 3 major life events within the next week wtf do I do?
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I’m fairly convinced the written portion of your dissertation isn’t even read by anyone, the graduate school just wants to see if you can actually do it without offing yourself
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@turnt_anon I’d set a monthly reminder to get a good kick in
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@turnt_anon Can you imagine kicking someone at work and your boss is like “hey don’t do that. Gimme $60”?
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@buglotion @TooLiveKrew Three 40’s of ice house (one for each meal of the day) and half a box of American spirit blues should be plenty for the dieting man
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@AboveTheRimDOE @tmschlueter @turnt_anon You just walk around the house like you’re the class of ‘08?
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@TooLiveKrew @tmschlueter @turnt_anon When I put in work on a Double Bacon Deluxe Combo and a bag of Doritos for Football Sunday.
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