Toon Bolt

@jhorsewhisperer I bought a £3.5k mattress second hand, unused. It is incredible

Mrs is trying to get me to drop £4k on a mattress and that doesn’t even include the topper, which is another £1.6k. £5.6k all in including delivery. Who’s actually got an expensive mattress, and is it worth the investment? Surely I can’t spend more than £500 on a mattress. Not even flexing buying a £5k mattress just seems silly to me. Curious to see if others think differently and can convince me, because at the moment it’s a strong NO.

@Jennnyyyyyy 11

This is harder than it looks 😏 Difficulty - Pro 🤠

@fewpints @TheVocalHero They threw more than 300m at each top player to bring them to liv golf

@ToonBolt @TheVocalHero Nufc by itself was bought for £300m Worth £1BN now

PIF pivoting to investments that provide a "return" is the deathknell for their ownership of #NUFC, have no doubt. Whether it's 12 months or 5 years, they aren't in this for the long run now. Because yknow what doesn't give returns? PL football clubs. Or new £1bn stadiums.

@TheVocalHero @fewpints Have you looked at what they've thrown at liv golf

@fewpints How many times did they state their commitment to LIV golf I wonder?

@ok16080 @Simi_2210_ 3

@Simi_2210_ 3y^3 = 81 so y^3 is 27 and so y=3, how the fuck are people getting different answers?

This question separates smart from smarter Solve this if you're legend

@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 139

Whoever guesses my courtesy car number first gets tickets to the @Cadillac championship or if you can’t come this one, the closest tournament to you

@DeadlineDayLive Do people realise how small 0.07% is

🚨 Newcastle could STILL be dragged into the relegation battle despite sitting on 42 points with four games left. 😳 A data analyst has outlined a shock scenario where the Magpies lose most of their remaining games and go down on goal difference — even with Tottenham and West Ham expected to be the main candidates. The situation is considered extremely unlikely, with models giving Newcastle just a 0.07% chance of relegation — but their poor form has opened the door to a chaotic finish. 📉 Spurs, West Ham and others would need strong results to overtake them, making it a long-shot… but not impossible. 👀 (Source: @SunSport)

@Jesii_ca_M 3

Which room would you choose?

@Swads29 Jesus christ simmer doon man. There is almost ZERO chance we go down

West Ham, Forest and Leeds all get enough points to overtake our 42, so this relegation fight is between us and Spurs. We won't win another game so we finish on 42, Spurs beat Villa because they are focusing on Europa they then need 5/6 points from 3 games. We are fucked. #NUFC

@NUCLRGOLF The tree isn't there

🚨🌳🏌️ #DISCUSSION — 96 yards out. Huge tree in your way. How would you playing this shot?

@Pirat_Nation More than doubling the cost of vape liquids is gonna drive millions back onto cigarettes

Parliament has passed the UK’s Tobacco and Vapes Bill to create the first smoke-free generation. From 2027 the legal age to buy cigarettes and tobacco will rise by one year every single year. Anyone born on or after 1 January 2009 will never be legally able to purchase them in their lifetime. Current adult smokers are completely unaffected, this only targets future generations.

@nickareay @MagpieMediaX We are not in any danger of relegation at all

@MagpieMediaX That would be a mistake. We need to get a point or two to avoid a relegation scrap. Why not wait until we are mathematically safe. #nufc

I think he could go tonight, you know. There’s a real chance they pull the trigger and put both parties out of their misery.

@NUFCJordd Dunc knocks all 3 out

Who wins? 👀

@LouStagner 2

Who is the better golfer? Below are the last 20 scores for each golfer. They both played all 20 of their rounds on the same course. The details of course are listed. Who has the lower handicap index?

@ick_real Eudocia

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@KhalidAlNumi Watches

They give you $2 million. You got 20 minutes to spend it or it's gone. Can't buy cars, planes, yachts, or houses. No gold or diamonds either. What you buying?

@digitalplantpot @JacquiDeevoy1 Put your finger right by your nose and cospare its size to a building in the distance. Finger sized buildings exist!!!

@JacquiDeevoy1 I’m still getting abuse from retards from yesterdays post About the six times larger Earth So much muting of morons 😂

I’ve personally spoken to several pilots over the last 12 years and asked them how often they have to dip the nose of the plane to accommodate curvature as they navigate the globe earth. They’ve all given me the same answer: the nose of the plane never dips. I also asked them what kind of surface they’re flying over - do they see any curvature as they fly or is it just a flat surface? They’ve all said the same: it’s flat.

@Wazzoshi @hodemann_mikk @WillWhiteBets He has 553 active bets, probably carries a large balance

@hodemann_mikk @WillWhiteBets no limit on an exchange haha. You’re just betting against other people

@samuel_leeds £6,800

I bought this in 2011 for £68,000. It’s located in Walsall Birmingham. Can you guess how much it’s worth today?

@ThrillaRilla369 Had a massive shit

What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?