Jaegar🇵🇸🇺🇸🇵🇰

تم چلے آو پہاڑوں کی قسم

Chuds call stuff degenerate. Commies call stuff bourgeois. Is there a liberal word for “thing I don’t like”?

Ngl I have started trolling my friends by crafting my texts like ai "u see the game last night? that wasn't luck, it was dominance. It wasn't chance, it was control."

The Grief of the Pasha, by Jean Leon Gerome (1885)

Why do schools reward kids with 100% attendance as if being ill is somehow a moral failure?

americans calling pakistan a rape country when their country was built on slavery, running on exploitation and is governed by literal pedophiles and child eaters. but it isn’t their fault because they also have no culture deep enough to produce shame.

the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking:

@DalitNog @SaladBarFan Silence your yappa yappa, pajeeto

@ToothyPurple @SaladBarFan Foul language, did your sister teach you that when she was with you or did you learn it from your uncle basheer when he had his turn with her?

In Urdu they have a word for when your cousin-wife catches you having sex with your other cousin.

i’ve been trying to go home my whole life

STOP STOP I ALREADY LOVE HIM

Jaadugar, is an anime set in the Mongol Empire in the 13th century. The story follows Fatima, a healer, who joins Töregene, Ögedei Khan's sixth wife, becoming a part of his entourage.

Meanwhile, we are destroying Pakistan in reels. #Dhurandhar2TheRevenge Pakistan in real: collective shame for all of us.

Closed universities/ schools “to save fuel” but weddings, markets, restaurants all open. Meanwhile I’m lecturing to black screens, zero engagement, zero learning. Online classes aren’t a solution, its a scam. They’re just making whole education system suffer quietly!

there’s our little doomer why don’t you come downstairs and tell us what current event we should be worried about today

I know where you’re from

BREAKING: South Korea just announced mandatory fuel rationing. Government vehicles at public institutions barred from operating one day each week on a five-day licence plate rotation. The world’s 10th largest economy, a G20 member, a semiconductor superpower, home to Samsung and SK Hynix, the country that fabricates a quarter of the world’s memory chips, is rationing fuel like Sri Lanka. South Korea imports 73 to 87 percent of its oil from the Middle East. Every barrel transits the Strait of Hormuz. The strait is closed and mined. There is no alternative route for Korean crude imports at scale. The Kospi crashed 4.9 percent on Monday before Trump’s “productive conversations” post briefly eased the panic. The won is weakening. Inflation is accelerating. And now the Energy Minister is telling government workers which days they cannot drive. Count the dominoes. Sri Lanka rationed first: Wednesdays off, QR codes at pumps, LPG vanished from southern shelves. Bangladesh followed with public holidays to conserve fuel. Pakistan imposed restrictions. India tightened allocations. Slovenia became the first EU country with QR codes and odd-even plates. Now South Korea. The rationing is no longer a developing-world phenomenon. It is migrating up the GDP ladder. The 10th largest economy. The 12th largest military budget. A US treaty ally hosting 28,500 American troops. Rationing. Those 28,500 troops run on fuel. USFK operates bases across the peninsula that require continuous diesel, aviation fuel, and generator capacity. Joint exercises with the ROK military consume thousands of tonnes of fuel annually. Every barrel of that fuel traces back to the same Middle Eastern supply chain that South Korea’s Energy Minister just acknowledged cannot sustain civilian demand. If civilian vehicles are being restricted, military logistics are under pressure. If military logistics are under pressure, deterrence against North Korea erodes. If deterrence erodes, Pyongyang and Beijing calculate. The Strait of Hormuz is 7,500 kilometres from the Korean DMZ. The fuel that deters Kim Jong Un transits a chokepoint held closed by Iran’s 140 remaining missile launchers. Kim Jong Un is watching. Every day that South Korea rations fuel is a day that North Korea’s calculus shifts. Not toward war, not yet, but toward the conclusion that the American alliance system has a fuel dependency that a single regional conflict can exploit. The US cannot simultaneously secure the Strait of Hormuz with carrier groups, deploy 82nd Airborne paratroopers to the Iran theater, accelerate the 11th MEU from San Diego, AND maintain full deterrence posture on the Korean Peninsula. Something gives. The fuel rationing in Seoul is the first visible signal of what is giving. Taiwan is watching too. TSMC’s fabrication plants in Hsinchu are counting LNG reserves in single-digit days. Taiwan imports virtually all of its energy. If South Korea, with its larger strategic reserves and diversified economy, is already rationing, Taiwan’s timeline is shorter. The chips that power every Nvidia GPU, every Apple processor, every AI training run on Earth depend on a gas supply that depends on a strait that depends on a 5-day pause that depends on a Truth Social post that Iran says corresponds to nothing. Sri Lanka. Bangladesh. Pakistan. India. Slovenia. South Korea. Six countries rationing. Three continents. One strait. The molecules do not check GDP rankings. The molecules check whether the chokepoint is open. It is not. open.substack.com/pub/xerion/p/a…

So… we’re basically slowly being trapped so we will soon be starved and unable to go to work or pay our bills…then what? What happens THEN???

not me drooling over Lahore’s bougainvillea vines! 🤌🏻🫠

Funniest thing that happened this week was Indians uploading Abdul Basit's interview describing Armageddon scenario where Pakistan preemptively initiates MAD by striking India. Indians hoped to garner sympathies and tarnish Pakistan but instead whole world said Nuke India asap.

@rollingp4ki Can confirm

URGENT 🚨 JD Vance has arrived in Lahore to negotiate a deal with Iran, sources have told me. He reportedly insisted on Lahore as venue for the talks, saying, "Lahore is the most important city in Pakistan. It deserves to be a hub of global diplomacy, not some Potohari village."