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@fesshole My husband does this. I’ve spoken to him numerous times about it being the incorrect way of doing it but he’s too set in his ways. I try not to watch when he’s working so it doesn’t annoy me 😝

If I want to do a capital letter I turn caps lock on, do the letter and turn it back off again. I never had any idea this was weird until someone at work spotted me doing this and now every one at work calls me "Cappy". I can't be alone in doing this, can I?

@andvic1583 😂

Ride what?

@fesshole Wish I lived in a rural location. I’ve had to call OH to pick me up more than once 😂

I'm a long distance runner. I live in a rural location and there is always the danger of getting caught short on a long run. Touching cloth is an occupational hazard. I now take poo bags with me just in case.

Yup 🤣

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Honda E worth over £36k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th December. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@RichardHammond Pure gorgeousness. Would love one of those. Making do with a Supersport & a Monster instead 😂

Some days I wish I lived further from work

Daily Quordle 74 8️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ quordle.com Now doing 4 wordles at once 🤣

@fesshole Are you my husband? I’ve ironed twice in the 6 years we’ve been together - his choice. I don’t complain. Ever. I don’t want it back 😂

I made the mistake, five years ago, of telling my wife I found ironing relaxing when I was stressed. Now it's "my thing" and she leaves it for me to do no matter how much I complain. I got a fucking iron for my birthday last year.

@Silverstone247 please can you give a shout-out to all Ducati Dragons here today - we’re all ladies who ride Ducati’s of all shapes and sizes. At least one is here marshalling too (Andrea)

Wanna see loads of #Ducati bikes on a gloriously sunny day ?? Ok then >>> @GillianRiddell3 @laramoto #DucatiDragons

@redleaderwright clearing out & found this!

Birthday fire pit! instagram.com/p/CJ4Sn0RJbj2/…

@meganneil_ That’s good to know as I have some wireless beats x 😂

Cheese & wine this evening (French). It seemed appropriate. #TheBeardIsComingOff

@LNER I don’t use Doncaster 1st class lounge that often, but in the last few months have come in maybe 5 or 6 times and have yet to successfully get myself a coffee. Why is the coffee machine ALWAYS out of order when I come in here???

Playing with the new GoPro birthday pressie at the weekend 😊

@pinehurst5 Damn - no hahaha on twitter. I'd use it if there was lol

Ha ha I made it onto the local news!