

Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings
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@Top_Muppetries
Set this up as a take the p!ss out of Ivor Cummins (Dietitian & Grifting Covid Muppet) account. I do take COVID-19 seriously, though,unlike my namesake. #Parody



‘That’s what Reform stands for, and we make no apology for it.’ Reform UK Education Spokesperson Suella Braverman reacts to Wes Streeting’s polarising resignation letter, saying he’s ‘on another planet’ when it comes to British politics.























"I LOVE OUR COUNTRY...AND ONE OF THE THINGS I LOVE IS GOOD MANNERS" Chancellor Rachel Reeves confronts an angry heckler moments ago in a petrol station in Leeds

The Makerfield constituency deserves a local champion. I can’t wait to get started. 🇬🇧






I promised our analysis of the £5m gift to Nigel Farage would annoy everybody. The verdict? He probably doesn't owe any tax. Why? Because "campaigning for Brexit" isn't a taxable trade, and genuine gifts aren't income. But there are risks for him. Thread:

The Makerfield constituency deserves a local champion. I can’t wait to get started. 🇬🇧


The Makerfield constituency deserves a local champion. I can’t wait to get started. 🇬🇧


🟣 MAKERFIELD: I suspect Robert Kenyon won't last long as Reform candidate. When Kenyon stood here in 2024, the anti-fascist group Searchlight tweeted he was Facebook friend of Gary Raikes, leader of New British Union, reincarnation of Oswald Mosley's British Union of Fascists