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“Much happiness may rationally be anticipated from the encreasing prevalence of industry & frugality, invigorated and encouraged by the operation of a free, yet efficient general government.” -George Washington to Nathaniel Gorham July 21, 1788

@doser_i85668 Australia has been browned🥲

Telling a man named cooper that his name is a dog’s name when your name is Max is crazy work! 😂😂😂😂

@ElijahSchaffer Nice post, buh-bye. MAGA is done with you.

Thank you Trump for letting me into your home for parties the last few years Thank you for inviting me to attend the announcement of your 2024 campaign at your home Thank you for dropping my J6 wire tapping investigation But the Iran War is a line too far. I'm done w/ MAGA

They’re all just paid puppets.

Omg so priceless. 😂😂😂 @TheMilkBarTV counts how many times Candy references herself vs. God at her Catholic conference in DC. I cannot even ——->

@Neo__Hq @Clavicular0 I do it all for the dating scene and dating apps??? He says a lot of words yet there’s no wisdom to be gleaned here. I was waiting for Tate to call him gay.

Tate and Clav might be the best Duo ever 😂

@DataRepublican @nicksortor @IngrahamAngle Wow, thanks @grok for helping me digest this. Still a bit confused though.

I'm a Smurf. I've been hired to run counter-intelligence operations at Smurf Village. My role is political; I've personally gone up against the evil wizard Gargamel. But once I'm on the inside, I discover that Smurf Village has a relationship with a goat-riding human boy called Peewit. Peewit isn't a Smurf. He's caused a lot of damage with his antics over the years. Why is he even here? I start digging. I pull up Papa Smurf's history with Peewit. Papa Smurf has been collaborating with this kid for years. Protecting him. Making excuses for him. Why? Peewit is reckless. Peewit makes messes. But Papa Smurf keeps letting him back in. The more I dig, the more Peewit I find. He's everywhere. In every file, behind every favor, connected to every mess. A picture forms in my head: if I'm looking for Peewit everywhere and I keep finding Peewit, the only logical conclusion is that Peewit is the one controlling Papa Smurf. Then a prominent Smurf gets assassinated. They say Gargamel's people did it. Case closed, move along. But I get access to the dead Smurf's private messages. And there's Peewit. Right there in the chats. The same Peewit I've been laser-focused on all year. Pressuring him. Making demands. I bring this to Papa Smurf and his inner circle. I bring it with alarm. Papa Smurf looks at me funny. And then — just like that — I'm kicked out of the investigation. No explanation. Just... out. This is the final proof that Peewit is controlling the Smurf Village. I know what I saw. I have to get the truth out there. So I do the unthinkable. I leak the information.

🚨 BREAKING: Former National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent is under FBI INVESTIGATION for allegedly leaking classified information "The investigation PREDATES his departure," per @IngrahamAngle Wow

@LeaderJohnThune You never say you want this to pass. You just deflect everytime.

Only American citizens should be able to vote in American elections. This should be a straightforward issue, but the Democrats think otherwise.

@MbarkCherguia Slide City, Slide City, you know my looks fell off quickly. 🎶

How is this possible?

Everyone is getting tired of the big 10-12 boring AF doomer accounts and their constant doom and gloom cancerous hate. They all say the exact same tired talking points everyday - red-faced shouting, whining, crying, bitching, moaning 24/7. Nothing ever good to say, all negative, all the time. Now they just all go on each others tired and boring podcasts and shout to each other. It's one big doomer circle jerk playing retard grifter musical chairs.

Maybe MAGA shouldn’t be defined by quitters of MAGA.

Does heaven exist? If so, what would it actually take to get there?

@SenThomTillis @fema @POTUS We need you to show up and vote senator. Please Pass the Save America Act!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Grateful @fema is extending temporary housing for North Carolinians impacted by Helene. This gives families much-needed stability as they move toward permanent homes. I will keep working with @POTUS and his team to implement long-term solutions that help WNC become whole again.

@IanCarrollShow @LauraLoomer @joekent16jan19 @TulsiGabbard That Ian guy

@LauraLoomer @joekent16jan19 @TulsiGabbard Breaking- Laura Loomer is a bottom feeding parasitic piece of shit.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@CinemaShogun We are three weeks away from her dancing with twirling knives like a black Britney.

I watched Candace Owens today so you don’t have to. Candace starts the show asking her fans if they ever want to physically assault people. Says Trump is treacherous. Says we can’t win the war in Iran. Says we’re losing badly. Rants about people coming after Tucker Carlson. Says everything could’ve been avoided if Trump listened to Charlie. Starts taking shots at Megan McCain. Starts ranting about Ben Shapiro. Says Ben is a maggot. Says Charlie couldn’t stand Ben. Says Ben is a different species. Talks about Ben arguing with Megyn Kelly. Says Ben should get a swirlie and belongs in a locker. Says it’s time to share personal convos with Charlie. Still ranting about Ben while showing texts from Milo. Criticizes Ben for going to Charlie’s funeral. Shows texts from Charlie talking about Ben. Reads an X post from Bret Weinstein talking about Charlie and war with Iran. Calls Blake Neff a turncoat reads an X post from him and then calls him a liar while raising her voice. Starts angrily going off about Ben Shapiro again. Says Ben is an immoral piece of 💩. Plays clip of Ben talking to Michael Knowles about Candace. Shows X post from Megan McCain. Candace starts ranting while accidentally calling her Megan McKelly. Shows text from Charlie calling Megan a piece of 💩. Calls Trump a dumb ass. Starts trying to talk about the war in Iran. Plays clip of Pete Hegseth. Says Trump is demanding ground troops that he doesn’t have because they don’t want to fight for him. Reads about countries refusing to send ships to Strait of Hormuz. Says Trump is disgusting and no one should support him ever. Says it’s difficult to put into words how stupid Trump is. Plays clip of Trump. Continues ranting about the war in Iran saying we’re losing. Says they had fake polls showing fake support for war with Iran. Now’s she wasting time reading her own X post. (Over half the episode has been her reading X posts) Says she’s tied with Joe Rogan for top podcast. Says go go power rangers and says we were crazy to think we could beat Iran. Shows clip of Tucker Carlson talking about CIA looking into him and his texts. Now’s she’s reading another X post. Says listen up Christians you will die for Israel. Reads another X post this time from Laura Loomer. Reads another X post this time from Alex Stein. Says people are protecting Epstein. Says they started a war for BiBi because no one believes Tyler Robinson killed Charlie. Says she has no respect for Trump. Says Trump is a treacherous traitor and no one should support him. Reads a comment from a fan saying Candace has a special place in heaven for what she’s doing. Says Trump lost America and it’s going to get real ghetto if they come for Tucker Carlson. Says Jared Kushner is running the White House. Ends show saying there’s two more weeks of lent so she’ll remain calm. Overall today’s episode was just Candace reading X posts that we all already saw. Countless attacks on Ben Shapiro. Countless attacks on Trump. Countless rants about Tucker Carlson. Countless X posts that she read to kill time because she has nothing else to offer. Zero evidence shown. Complete waste of time.

@WORLDSTAR Imagine thinking you can give someone a pass, like you control what they say. GTFOHN

Y'all giving this white boy the N pass? 👀

@mcuban Enter…SpaceX… Starlink ➕ XAI 🟰 📱 🛰️ 📱 Cell ⬆️ Satellite Data Center ⬇️ Cell🤓

Will outdoor AI use cases, particularly when we get to “world view” based AI, overwhelm 5G ? Satellite uplinks ? And make many of those use cases, unusable ? Is the bottleneck going to be bandwidth ?

If we don't want to lose our country, we need to vote in the numbers we did in the 2024 election. Staying home is not an option! This only gives the Democrats what they want.

@alx They will be so pissed off. They’ll be like “Oh my gosh Barb, that evil Nazi Elon Musk is offering new products to compete for our market. We will file a suit against him to make him pay us his fair share. We own the money not that dork.”

How do you think my bank is going to react tomorrow when I tell them I’m not renewing my CD and instead will be moving everything I had in it to 𝕏 Money earning 6% APY 🤣

@RealThomSieloff @0hour1 Those guys must have a shitty view of themselves.

@Patriota_81 Yeah, I’m still voting republican, don’t be silly.

The number of Republicans saying they won’t vote in the upcoming election and that they’re done with the party is absurd. I understand being unhappy about the situation in Iran, but burning down your own house and handing the country over to communists isn’t the answer.