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Average Tortas Enjoyer, M.A.
@TortaGonzalez
Strongest they/them soldier in the People’s War Against Bedtimes. He/Him/Él
San Miguel el Alto, Jalisco Katılım Nisan 2014
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No wey.
No vamos a hacer nostalgiaposting al pinche Salinas de Gortari.
No mames.
Borrachito 🥃@borrachito
En ese México, se podía tener casa propia, coche de 8 cilindros, esposa con 5 hijos y todos comían, amante con departamento y una secretaria. Se pagaba en efectivo y se fumaba cigarros Raleigh, sólo había Tecate roja, brandy Viejo Vergel o Presidente. Eran buenos tiempos... 🥺
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I’m like 50/50 on going to the game at this point, it’d be hilarious if I ran into him at the stadium
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I’m supposed to meet with a prof at the U de G this week, and he just rescheduled me for Friday cuz he is going to be in AGS on Wednesday & Thursday. Chivas play there on Wednesday night and he didn’t specify that it was a work trip. Bro might have hit me with this but in irl
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This is California. It’s home to 11.8% of Americans, has the fourth largest GDP in the world, is global hub for culture and technology, and is one of the most reliably blue states in the country.
The only problem is that every Democrat they elect is the Antichrist.
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Caught up with a tía I haven’t seen in months and when I told her about my relationship probs, she told me that I should just dump her cuz she can introduce me to a beautiful 15/16-year old who happens to live in my colonia lmao
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more real than you could possibly imagine
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
JD Vance tries to call Trump at a Viktor Orbán rally and gets sent to voicemail
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The white race… which I’m sure most white supremacists belong to
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Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
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Funniest Americans right now are those who still out here believing in “hustle” culture. You cannot out grind the Strait of Hormuz.
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Trump: “AAAAAA I hate you open the Hormuz! I’m sending in the marines!”
Iran: “The Zionist-Pedophile-Epstein-Satan empire has run out of bombs before we ran out of philosophy PhD’s with glasses to lead us…the situation is excellent.”
The Doug Burgum subplot:
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone
U.S. INTERIOR SECRETARY BURGUM SAYS HE BROUGHT BACK $100 MILLION WORTH OF PHYSICAL GOLD FROM HIS VISIT TO VENEZUELA
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imagine you’re a TSA worker who hasn’t been paid in weeks and instead of help they send in the $50,000 bonus police to stand around doing nothing
Dave Danna@DaveEDanna
I can confirm that ICE is deployed at the ATL airport supporting the TSA
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sorry but youll never get the average american to excercise
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Department of State advises Americans worldwide to exercise increased caution.
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(I gently place my millet ration back into the hand of the Angolan UN peacekeeper.) We do not eat this sir. We are Americans. We eat burger. Burger, you know, like this. (I pantomime eating a burger.) Burger. Please respect our traditions sir.
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sí wey, sí, disparos unidos va a venir a salvar a México mientras bombardean niñas en oriente medio, encierran a tus paisanos en jaulas como animales, y los agentes de ICE violan niñas dentro de esas jaulas dejándolas embarazadas, pinche gente arrastrada sin 3 pesos de madre
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The great people of Mexico and Italy have a long, storied history of collaboration
El Gran Dictador@ElGranDictador6
@SeanZerillo 🇲🇽🤝🇮🇹
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Iba a decir que me agrada ver a Jesús Cruz todo gordito ahí en la loma de pitcheo porque me hace pensar que yo también puedo ser deportista y justo le metieron HR.
Pinche gordo pendejo, que se vaya a la verga.
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Jesus Cruz pitcheando contra 9 cabrones elite de Estados Unidos
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