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I can’t stop imagining making the choice to run as far as you can from anyone you love so you can hopefully be killed alone. I just. I’m so fucking angry and sad. This is something beyond evil.

@DovySimuMMA Is this rizz

🦽Ailin Perez says Alex Pereira isn’t her type because he would put her in a wheel chair “Alex started following me. Maybe he wants to do the same to me that he did to her, but sorry Poatan, you're not my type. Do you want me to end up in a wheelchair afterward?"

@HustleBitch_ Maybe he likes the way it looks?

🚨 JEFF BEZOS WORTH $200 BILLION — SPOTTED AT COACHELLA IN A $12 AMAZON SHIRT At Coachella 2024… Jeff Bezos. Worth $200,000,000,000 at the time. And he shows up in something anyone can buy in two clicks. Why would a $200 billion man choose a $12 shirt?

@Neoskiiiii Are you kidding me I can barely write with a pencil

Start bragging immediately

@mattDCLXVI Wanting to not look ugly

fellas what’s stopping you from looking like this

@dezter1ty @NyachwoH @Raiden822 Jesus will reject you for the hatred in your heart and for the way you treated his children while on earth. You will spend eternity in hell. Christ is king.

@NyachwoH @Raiden822 Go back to tiktok please we don’t need 60iq black woman who’s only intellectual ability is to Post reaction images

Never in my life have I seen an entire movie leak in HD before we could even get a trailer

@ChampRDS Here’s all the evidence you need that Jiri is showing Ulberg mercy. Ulberg is clearly hurt and Jiri isn’t advancing on him. Jiri then shows clear frustration and signals to Ulberg to keep throwing hands. Ulberg is speedrunning being the biggest bitch in the UFC.

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career. The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams. My "bad days" are his wildest dreams. My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive. It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

If this is the part to be the Best, I take it. Mercy was out of place and this part of myself I need to destroy. In the cage for sure. No excuses, I lost the focus, he catched me. One more time, apologies everyone, for my performance. It is inevitable to be Stronger than ever ⚡️see you soon. Letsgo back to home and See the miracle of life 🙏. STRENGHT //HONOR\\

@ChampRDS JIRI PROCHAZKA WAS SHOWING HIM MERCY AND CARLOS ULBRRG TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS #UFC327

Jiri Prochazka says he felt mercy for Carlos Ulberg which led to him getting knocked out... 😬 "I felt mercy. I felt sorry for him. This is one of the biggest lessons of my life... it was in my hands and I just let him [win]." 💔 #UFC327

JIRI PROCHAZKA WAS SHOWING HIM MERCY AND CARLOS ULBERG TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS #UFC327

What’s everyone’s favorite tiger woods dui

JIRI PROCHAZKA WAS SHOWING HIM MERCY AND CARLOS ULBRRG TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS KINDNESS #UFC327

@ufc @realDonaldTrump BOOOOOO

President @RealDonaldTrump has arrived at #UFC327!

@bryancsk What even goes on in America man

Why did former NYC Mayor Eric Adams become Albanian

@nocontextmemes Took me a second to realize he was not referring to pharaoh Tutankhamen

@TheTriceRozay Hello

No account should be under 1K followers Say hello, I will boost you

@netanyahu “The most moral army in the world”

מדינת ישראל לא תשתוק מול מי שתוקף אותנו. ספרד הכפישה את גיבורינו, חיילי צה״ל, חיילי הצבא המוסרי בעולם. ולכן הנחיתי לסלק את נציגי ספרד ממרכז התיאום בקריית גת, לאחר שספרד בחרה שוב ושוב להתייצב נגד ישראל. מי שתוקף את מדינת ישראל במקום את משטרי הטרור, מי שעושה זאת, לא יהיה שותף שלנו לגבי עתיד האזור. אני לא מוכן לסבול את הצביעות הזאת ואת העוינות הזאת. אני לא מתכוון לאפשר לאף מדינה לנהל נגדנו מלחמה מדינית בלי לשלם על כך מחיר מיידי.

@RealPresidentT Crazy that I had to check if this was a parody account because the president tweeting this is so plausible

I’ve sent JD Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. I’d go myself; but I don’t want to go to Pakistan.