Tory Watcher 5

Unfortunately, Priti, you’ve shown willing to say anything you’re told in exchange for a cabinet post. Which means you’re political capital is spent!

First, it’s a number made up by the Tories. Second, £2,000 is spread over five year.s And third, even if true, £32 a month is great value to get back the public services that have been taken away over the past 14 years - such as GP appointments and Hospital treatment.

Is it me, or does Rishi’s suit look like it’s shrunken, somehow? images.app.goo.gl/fpqKEYEdndmv1j…

Protest is all well and good, but you only need it when the government is corrupt and not listening to the people. Suellla was right to change the definition of ‘Protest’, and the courts can go stuff themselves. In fact, I may well protest the court’s decision!

@RhonddaBryant It’s obviously entirely proper that the Post Office be entrusted with the safety of our democracy. What could possibly go wrong?

Let me guess, next stop, scrap voting

@GarryHamilton @JonathanPieNews Of course it’s been planned. You don’t think party donors can get richer without a plan, do you?

Your plan to lose more than 470 council seats in the local elections went off without a hitch 👍

@carolvorders Parallel Lines, of course.

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@carolvorders @BBCPolitics It’s my duty as a Tory MP to jump on any band-wagon that distracts you from our own institutional corruption.

Tory James Daly MP who has pushed the Greater Manchester Police to "investigate" Angela Rayner sounding utterly ridiculous on @BBCPolitics #PoliticsLive today. Asked 3 times "what is it you think she's done?" He had absolutely no answer. So has he been wasting police time?

@DeborahMeaden So this is not simply an oversight, that modern slaves will be caught up in the Rwanda bill. Parliament has specifically decided to allow this! #WhoAreWe

I had to read it several times….

@lucyfrazermp So you’ve outsourced community care and compassion to football clubs, have you? How much are you paying their directors for this service? #ToryCorruption

Football clubs are at the heart of our communities. And we want it to stay that way. Our Football Governance Bill will help put clubs on a financially sustainable footing, and protect fans and clubs from unscrupulous owners.

Tory MP stands by a door that remains resolutely shut #ProwlingTories #ToriesOut

@TonyGriffonbrx @JonathanPieNews Oh dear - it’s such an easy time for comedians right now. There’s just so much low hanging fruit. Almost every member of the government who makes a statement nowadays is providing comic fodder.

@JonathanPieNews FFS, "Jonathan" are you seriously still a thing? Yours is possibly the tiredest, most hackney, played out act on the "comedy" circuit. Your fan base must clearly laugh at anything 😬

SCOOP, Netflix’s dramatisation of the inside story behind Prince Andrew’s ‘I can’t sweat’ interview, has reminded me of this completely unrelated conversation I had with HRH The Duke of Chesterton.

@JonathanPieNews A sure sign that you’re doing something right, Pie.

Some feedback from one of my followers.

@CollinRugg @elainebfca We have abuse and rape here in the UK but we take reports seriously and, if the school didn’t, the victim would be treated sympathetically at the police station. This, with guns and abortions, is why we struggle to understand people who, when we meet them, seem just like us.

NEW: Portland family sues Portland Public School district for $9 million after their daughter was allegedly ‘gang r*ped’ in the school bathroom. The girl was allegedly assaulted by two male students in the Schools Uniting Neighborhoods program. It gets worse. The boys only received one day of suspension and the school district didn’t even call the police. Instead, the school conducted their own “investigation.” The girl was allegedly lured into the bathroom with the boys threatening to find where she lived if she didn’t comply. They then took off her pants and took turns “forcibly penetrating” her and blocked her from leaving. School staff also allegedly interviewed the girl without notifying her parents or any legal representatives. Insane.

@JonathanPieNews Sounds like, “Thoughtcrime” , from George Orwell’s 1984, and with social media algorithms now able to tell what we’re thinking, before we’ve thought it, must we be more careful with our postings - lest we end up in #Room101. #BigBrotherIsWatching

I can now post full videos. So I will. Have my latest one again! The Scottish Hate Crime debacle - complete with my deeply offensive Scottish accent.

Sounds like, “Thoughtcrime” , from George Orwell’s 1984, and with social media algorithms now able to tell what we’re thinking, before we’ve thought it, must we be more careful with our postings - lest we end up in #Room101. #BigBrotherIsWatching

@JonathanPieNews Sounds like she’s trespassing into your territory, Mr Pie.

Suella Braverman’s unique solution to homelessness: “Oi you! Stop being homeless or we’ll put you in prison!” Genius.

Immigration is twice what it was before the referendum. Tories talk about the boats, but have increased immigration to staff the NHS, care, agriculture, service and every other industry; and to share our tax burden. Watch panorama if in doubt. bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

“God Bless The USA Bible”, at $60, is Donald Trump’s latest attempt to raise money. Will evangelical Christians see the irony that their money will fund the costs of his appalling extra-marital behaviour with a sex worker? godblesstheusabible.com

@JonathanPieNews @kuantancurls Also, there are people too stupid to understand jokes - and see ‘hate speech’ everywhere.

@kuantancurls You realise a ‘hate crime’ is as subjective as you could possibly get? It’s entirely at the whim of the person who perceives it. If you believe that’s a good thing, you are not paying attention.

Where does it say that comedians, actors, and playwrights wouldn’t be recorded as committing ‘hate crimes’ if someone reported them?