Andrew McIntosh

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

@ImpressionistAL @melon1879

@OnlyFoolsLines @melon1879

What’s wrong with him? ‘Oh some old tart’s given him the sack!’

@KevyDonaghy @The_Buttsy @Big_frank08 Are they away yet? Keep an eye on this 👍👍

@The_Buttsy @Big_frank08 @Tosh789

Stop waiting for par 5’s to clear from 290 when you hit your tee shot 261.

@josephacoyle @GWR @FootballManager @mmckenna9

New record: Longest single game of @FootballManager - 416 years and 134 days. Pawel played on Football Manager 2018 and managed teams from the 4th January 2018 up until the 18th May 2434 and only took 260 days off! 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦 🙌

@melon1879 @cricketireland @SRThompson91 Character has to be based on you melon

@cricketireland Great to see Ireland cricket doing so well....wasn't long ago we had players that couldn't catch a ball....like stuart "poppadom hands" thompson @SRThompson91 👐🏏❌️🙈

25 over mark. 94 to win from 150 balls. C’mon Ireland! #BackingGreen ☘️🏏

@melon1879 @RoyleFamilyShow 🤣🤣 @JamesMcIntosh79

@RoyleFamilyShow @Tosh789 the 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

He’s like a tortoise in the winter isn’t he? Only he hibernates in Strangeways every year!

@OnlyFoolsLines @melon1879 every time

Is that our phone I can hear ringing Rodney? 'No! We ain't got a carphone!'

@ktrappe @MelGibsonFilms @Scottishcomedy1 @KevyDonaghy @Bdonaghy13 @Gerarddaly53 @amcelroy693

Scotland fans right now 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😀@MelGibsonFilms @Scottishcomedy1 #EnglandvsScotland #bbcfootball #ITVFootball #Braveheart #trainspotting

@OnlyFoolsLines @melon1879

Some old tart’s given him the sack!

@JonnyGabriel @smk89

I Miss You - Blink-182 (feat. Delia Smith)

@FakeShowbizNews @KevyDonaghy @Chipperkelly15

Roy Keane confirms his ‘no hugging’ rule will not be relaxed on 17 May

@EuropeanTour @JohnCatlin59 @Big_frank08 👀👀

When your luck's in 😬 @JohnCatlin59 did this at the fourth play-off hole. #AustrianGolfOpen

@KieranBetteley @melon1879 @KevyDonaghy

@RdFalls @bmn8

The census in Ulster Scots is hilarious.

@PGATOUR @Big_frank08 @KevyDonaghy #wellout

The dreaded bunker shank. 😬 #QuickHits

@Matty99wolves @PepperellEddie @KevyDonaghy @Bruce_1506 @Philiek7

@Matty99wolves @PepperellEddie @KevyDonaghy @Bruce_1506

Boris Johnson telling us the roadmap out of lockdown

@paddypower @KevyDonaghy

It’s already 1-1 between Sevilla vs Dortmund. Once again, I’m starting to wonder whether I’ve chosen to watch the right game.

@TMillerGolf @NoLayingUp @Big_frank08

@NoLayingUp Can’t believe that 30 yard rope hook didn’t sit.

Jordan's ball would have stayed up on 15 at Travelers.