Unironically Ironic

A crown for every achievement.

You need to be threatening to kill yourself and/or others over minor inconveniences. You need to be deaththreatmaxxing. This is how you win.

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

@texmeplease Full on homosexual

is it bisexual to drink a sprite mini

You in BIG doo doo now gay Jar Jar

BIG 12 BASEBALL BELONGS TO KANSAS 🏆

@derpo377 He’s like, day 2 on the job as the big wig 😂

@weiss_hadas The cashier doesn’t know what that means and neither do I.

i used "ontologically" correctly but the supermarket cashier wasn't impressed

@IGN Let us know when they’re going to put the “War” part back in

Eric Handler, senior media analyst at Roth Capital Partners, said Lucasfilm is struggling to get young people into Star Wars to the same extent it so effortlessly managed with previous generations. bit.ly/4uZfN3Q

Reminder that Gabe Newell was picking up bitches in the Chris Chan fit

@IGN Y’all ain’t ever living down the Mixtape review 😭

Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight might not tell a story that will sit alongside Batman’s best overall, but it delivers a fantastic plastic parody of his greatest hits. Our review: bit.ly/4dqPn3X

@Polymarket It's like that Regular Show episode where they go to court for being too cool

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

@orthalicus Probably like 5

how many comics do i need to read to be out of larp territory. i need a goal

@Mengie_Meng @PancreasNo Good soldiers follow orders

@PancreasNo Sick of people saying they wish the chips didn’t exist. You really expect me to believe the Wolfpack would willingly kill Plo?

They had to kill Plo Koon mid flight because otherwise he’d say some such overwhelmingly wise and kind shit that the brainwashing/chips of the Clones would be overridden and Order 66 would’ve flopped on the spot

@UpdatesCAP4 Collecting ANYTHING is unbelievably cooked these days

New Variant cover for '1776' #1, celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States of America The cover is a partnership between Jeep and Marvel Comics and will be available with a purchase of the Jeep Wrangler America250 (via: prnewswire.com/news-releases/…)

Coming to the realisation that I’m never going to have a summer break again. Like its just work forever

@cryptixgoat Corporate is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?

Tell me how a MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANY gets crippled by just a queer furry and a redneck deciding they've had enough BS

Apparently all upper teir HR had multiple panic room meetings about me bc i went on vacation to a furry con and im one of 2 people who are so vital operations basically collapsed and they're trying to figure out a contingency plan if me and my supervisor decide to quit

loot found in RE9 BSAA containers