Liza

my sister sent me pics of Noah and I decided to make him fancy because Im really stoned please appreciate

Why is your job always on fire when you get back from vacation

コーヒーマシュマロ☕️👻

I did all three

it's impossible for me to be normal about him

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

@crickets_man YAY!!!

I can already tell that Kpop Demon Hunters is going to mess up my Spotify Wrapped and its only July

My husband

Going through times that will define who you are for the rest of your life is like important I guess but exhausting man I’m so stressed

@KeshaRose can I come on stage tonight I’m a goofy and fun and have tits

Feeling very much in my reputation era

@seokjinnie_joon Can I borrow some spoons

i had therapy today and learned about the spoon theory(?) and i was telling her that i feel like i have the bare minimum spoons to survive day to day but engaging in bts content helps fill my cup of spoons and so this week, i'll have a lot more spoons. i explained more about bts+

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

@catwings666 When I was kooking for grad schools, I want to a geology conference and recognized a potential advisor I was emailing with and went up to her and said “I’m supposed to know you” so

@Jess_cuzIcan Are they furry porn?

Someone "donated" an entire box of romance novels at the animal shelter I volunteer at... um, I don't think animals can't read but thanks?

Ya know?

I’m drowning but it’s chill

Hi I still exist