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Has RDZ also got a 50% relegation wage reduction?

@CoulsdonTHFC I appreciate your candour. Extremely revealing. I still dont trust you.

@TottenhamChron I’m in my 50s & if you had my hair(think a Jack Russell mongrel with a frizz problem) you’d understand why I still do

I don’t trust any man who wears hair gel in their 40’s.

@Lea_EFC He was wretched tonight. Elanga was the threat. Good luck to him.

Viktor Gyokeres scoring the kind of instinctive finish that cannot be taught. Banter aside, with the right service, Gyokeres is one of the best finishers in world football. Arteta could get so much more out of Gyokeres with the right service. x.com/FranturaB/stat…

@kvng_baff @Naab_wav @FabrizioRomano 2nd yellow surely

@FabrizioRomano Bastoni is the reason why Italy is not going to the World Cup. Barcelona about to waste 100m on this bum x.com/footballnews14…

🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹

@kvng_baff @Naab_wav @FabrizioRomano That wasn’t a Straight red?

@Postecogniac Haha, there’s a lot of dudes throwing it about. Congo to the WC.

@TottenhamChron do you mean they don't know what they're doing in Jamaica? 😋

Watching Tyrese hall getting all sorts of terrible advice. #drcjam

@Zonal_Marking @prodnose Double tired.

@prodnose Spot on Danny, disgraceful that England won their group and didn’t need a playoff game

Watching B&H and Italy scrap away at each other, messy, pulsating and vital. A real football match with everything to play for. As opposed to that latest corporate event opportunity served up at Wembley

Great to see Kulu going to the USA.

@Sawel_Ptypa Did wonder. Hahaha.

@TottenhamChron The yellow card got Kiwior for speaking up, "foul" was committed by Cash

2-1. Sweden. Poland completely on top but a set piece is their undoing. Wow #swepol

Bergvall, brilliant. Just what Sweden needed after elanga going off. Sweden are USA bound. And kuku!!!

Bergvall coming on!!!!!!! Get some legs on. That Sweden midfield is pedestrian. #swepol

@Sawel_Ptypa And no yellow card too?

@TottenhamChron 2nd goal shouldn't exist since there was no foul on elanga

Sweden are quite slow overall apart from elanga and that LB. Poland seem hungrier but have been chasing. #swepol

2-2. Poland looks better than Sweden overall. But that elanga pace. #swepol

Sweden squeaking 2-1 at HT after a great goal from elanga, pegged back by zalewski and then a lagerbielke header against the run of play. Goals galore in the 2nd! #swepol

Sweden started well but Poland firmly on top now. 1-1. #swepol #waitingforbergvall

Only Tottenham would stump up a 5 year contract for a 7 game deal. #RDZ #dezerbi